Boy: So I heard you like bad boys..
Girl: Like you ever do anything bad...
Boy: Oh yeah? Today, at McDonalds I asked for a free water and filled it up with Sprite.
Girl: It's the perfect crime.
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HumorI DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE I JUST FOUND THEM ON THE INTERNET!!! SO DON'T HARASS ME ON THAT! A GENRAL WARING TO ALL THE HATERS OF FUNNYNESS AND AWESOMENESS STAY OFF! I ALSO DON'T APPRECATE GRAMMER POLICE OR PEOPLE GIVING ME "CONSTRUCTIVE CRITASISEM"...
