(1) Meet Derp :D

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Say hello to Derp! He is a snowman made from snow! (DUH) and he likes being a Derp! (This is weird already)
Looks like Derp wants to talk!
Derp: :D
Umm Derp? You alright?
Derp: >:D
Uhhhhh

2000 years later

What do you think of FuturePad???
Maybe Derp has an answer?
Derp: :D
Nevermind
Where did this abomination of a snowman even come from?
(Hey! I made him!) Umm i don't know?
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?!
Derp:He just did m8
...
RUN!!!

Present Time

Sup homies like da gangsta!
Derp: Are you drunk???
YEAHHHH wait what?
Derp: :D
Don't be suspicious little Derp...
Derp: >:D
Well before I die...
Peace out :)
*dies*





Wait you actually thought that was the end?? XD
Derp wants to have some friends!
Derp: :D
Jeez that face will haunt me...
Anyways??? Derp what's your fav colour? ANSWER IN 2 SECS jk!
Derp: DEATH >:D
What??? Why did I build you???
Derp:Do you want to build a sn—
NOPE IM OUT
Derp: :/
Derp: :D
I'm back what did I miss?
Jeff:My name is Jeff!
What????? Who what where why when
Why are you here?
Jeff:To meet Derp! You imbecile!
What did you say???
Jeff: :D
Derp: :D
End this already plz

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