the Boy i Wish I Never Met

chipotle

february 14, 2018
d-day

edison carine and amy go to school super early
like so early
ugh

the day before, amy told annie to come to school early. annie becomes suspicious because amy's fatass would never go to school early on a wednesday morning.

amy arrives to school and sees edison holding a chipotle bag wtf. thats so lame who gives a gift in a chipotle bag. oh edison why

when annie arrives at school, she texts amy.

amy "yALL SHE'S HERE"

carines prepares to film this historical scene.

edison waits in anticipation
his hands get sweaty
he needs to pee
tears start to build up
his body odor is horrific
he starts balding
he's stressing
he can feel his face breaking out
oh dear, this wont go well.

he sees annie... and he gives her the ugly chipotle bag.

annie "what ,, what is this.. ha ha.. oh... thank you... ha ha..."

edison "yeah.."

he turns around and starts running, "hold on i need to pee bYE" and runs like sonic

annie turns to amy "what.. ?? just happened ???"

annie sets her stuff down at the nearest table and begins looking inside. shes see spicy funyuns, 100 grand, a card (... with carines face???? what???) and at the very bottom... a diAMOND DINOSAUR

wow ed daddy's L0Ad3d