the Boy i Wish I Never Met

made in China 😌😌

i walk to 中文 class。today is Wednesday。laoshi 师 is serving cha。(✯◡✯) Yum！

my bff，家雯，brought me an extra cup for tea茶。Yay!

家雯 and I went to go get tea before 课 starts.

there was A LOT of 茶。how can i choose????? i ended up taking a random one and filled my entire cup. I drink it and it taste 很恶心!!!!. (＞ｍ＜）Bleh!

i will give this to 我的男朋友, Edison gege。he will drink it. to add an extra spice towards the drink, i added egg. gege's favorite! !!! (＾▽＾) 哈哈哈哈。

after class, he 吻 me in public on the lip. i am shocked. my eyes are big and my breath is stinky。our lips don’t move. it stays in one place eternally. he closes his 眼睛 and blushes. tee hee hee.

i give him the 茶。

he asks me what the fuck is this!!!! i answer 茶 with a huge smile on my face. 哈哈哈哈。

he looks into the tea茶. it was yellow and brown. i giggle. 哈哈哈。

he shrugs and drinks it. he chokes and falls to the ground. oh no!!!! 哈哈哈。

i gasp and inhale and exhale and inhale and exhale loudly，”啊呀！我的男朋友！救他！”

奇华 throws up. Ew. (o_O)

“那是什么???? WHAT WAS THAT??????” 奇华 whispers loudly as he heaves.

“茶加蛋！”

奇华 gasps at her. “哈阿啊阿啊?? 什么?? 我不喜欢蛋！你是很坏的女朋友。”

my bff talks about Lantern festival. “Me and 奇华 pronounce it as dumplings汤圆。”

xiao 安妮 gasps at Edison。”哈阿啊阿啊？是叫元宵！”

奇华 gasps. “哈阿啊阿????”

ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ

奇华 throws his engagement ring to the ground and stomps on it. “we’re over! no more boyfriend男朋友，girlfriend女朋友！!!!!!!”

安妮 takes off her ring too and stomps on it too!!! “hmph!!!!” (￢_￢)