Stardust crusaders (jojo) x reader

the captain strikes

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''By the way...'' He walked towards the old man and guy that jumped in the water... Jotaro you think he was called?

He snatched 'jotaros' ciggarette ''Please refrain from smoking on this ship.'' he looked notably pissed off... well through the short time you've seen him he has always looked pissed off, most likely a resting bitch-face though.

Wait is the creepy dude putting out the ciggarette on the dudes hat? Oh no he's coming toward you again.

'' You could've just put it out and been done with it.'' 'jotaro' spoke up ''Don't be a condescending prick about it, you asshole.''

''Hey Jotaro! Quit being rude to the captain'' the old dude quickly scolded . ''This was your fault.''

''I'm not done being rude just yet.'' ''This guy's not the captain. I figured it out.''

''Wh-WHAT?!'' the whole group chimed in which confused you alot. Are they blind to this guys aura?

''Sta... nd?'' The 'captain looked with a questioning gaze. ''What, pray tell, is that?''.... this guys acting was horrible. His voice was too calm for an accusation againts him, and his movements seemed like mockery.

''That is inconceivable, Jotaro!'' the dude with the red cloths spoke up ''Captain Tennille came recommended with verification by the Speedwagon Foundation!'' ''He is completely trustworthy!''

Great more confusing names... But that answers why they are late to realize that something is up with him.

''Hold on here, a Stand? I haven't a clue what you're talking about.''

''Jojo, random guesses will only make this more complicated!'' the silver haired funky dude chimed in. ''Do you have any proof, jojo?'' the dude in green did aswell.

''I figured out how you can tell a Stand user from a normal person'' que a 'what' from the old man ''That is... If a Stand user inhales even a little bit of cigarette smoke.... A vein pops up on the tip of their nose.''

Everyone but you and the little girl touched their nose.

''Seriously? Its not the fact that he's obviously acting suspicious?'' you yelled confused. Now the gaze was on you making you regret opening your mouth. Jotaro kept his angry face but turned to the 'captain'. ''Either way this guy is the stand user'' making everyone turn to the captain who was now taking off his hat.

What is with his eyes? They recemble the eyes of a dead fish.

''That's cold. Goddamn, you're all ice cold.'' finally he regained his usual look. ''I'm not really the captain. The real captain is sleeping with the fishes in the bottom of the ocean in Hong Kong.''

Wait Hong Kong? That's so far away from home! It doesn't help that you're on a boat in the middle of the ocean with a killer.

''Then I'll make you sleep in the depths of Hell!'' Jotaro said calmly but with anger. But the girl was grabbed by a weird fish arm holding her hostage. Panic quickly rushed over you, he's seriously going to take her down in the water!

You pulled yourself forward but to no awail, you were too far away before he jumped of the rail with the girl in hand.

But in the blink of an eye the big purple man came forth again, punching the weird fish dude so he dropped the girl. Thankfully he managed to catch the girl before she fell, but something seemed fishy.

And it wasn't just his stand.