As you were sitting there thinking of your shrexy next door neighbor sagoi senpai. He called you.
"Hello?"
"Oh hai there laddy" the tone of his thicc Scottish accent turned you on more than a teenage boy watching porn.
"Oh! Hey shrek what's up?" You said with anticipation.
"Eyy shawty I just wondering if you want to come by the swamp laddy"
"Sure! I'm not doing anything."
"A'ight great" You hang up and immediately get ready, trying to look so sagoii and kawaii.
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As you stood in front of the door you just imagine and fantasized about all the posabilites that will happen within this swamp. Interrupting your thoughts shrek opened the door.
"Eyy laddy ya here alre'y here eh?"
"Yes indeed" you say as you walk inside. Your heart thumping, you can already feel the sweat dripping from EVERYWHERE.
"So shrek what did you-" you were interuppted with shrek putting his mouth on yours, and kissing it. You couldn't help but push yourself closer to him. Feeling his onion start to grow. When you pull away you stare with anticipation. His shrexy face makes all your layers melt, you then pull him to the bedroom.
You start to take your clothes off and throw you naked body onto shrek shrexy shreklicious body. He puts his onion to your mouth and says
"Eyy laddy you better taste them layers" you dont hesitate. Putting your mouth on his huge onion and tasting all of it. Until the juice squirts in your mouth. That's all you could take that day as you lay next to shrek and you two falling asleep.
