It is around 12:00. You and shrek have been together for about 4 days now. And for your 4th day anniversary you decide to go to shrek house, wanting to see ur senpai.
As you arrives there shrek greeted you immediately, you walk inside waiting for what you will do next.
"Hey laddy I have a special dinner prepared for you."
"Really? What is it?"
"It's dis onion." Shrek says as he pulls down his pants showing the ripest onion you have ever seen.
Without any hesitation you lower yourself to the big onion tasting every bit of it.
"WHAT THE HECKLE SHREKLE IS GOING ON??"
You turn around immediately look at the figure it was...Pepe?
"Babe this isn't what it looks like!" you hear shrek say. All you could think in your mind was way the hell is going on?
"I leave for my meme award and come back to this?" You get up and look at shrek demanding an explanation. "I'm sorry both of u. It's been lonely without you pep and (Y/N) was there to satisfy me."
"So that is who this skank is?"
"Excuuuse me?" You clench your fist until you hear the loud roar comming from the ogre
"Everyone can we just settle down?"
"How?" You and pepe ask simontainiously. Shrek paused for a second.
"Threesome?"
"Ok."
"I'm down."
Then you all sex.
THE END
