AUTHOR'S NOTE: Read the entire thing before leaving hate.
A response to sierrahrae's My Ode To Dramatic Guys
My Ode to Dramatic Chicks
By: IcyRain210
Girls think that they know us well
Got us all pinned down
They think they have cracked our shells
But I am here now,
To say they've got it all wrong
I mean look at how they act
All they care about are shlongs
You see, a woman is only one thing
They all are quite the same
To say anything other than that
Would mean that you're insane
Look at them all
Shopping for clothes
In the mall
And cooking up dishes
They feel right at home
In the kitchen
And when they start their cycles,
They're quite unbearable
They make us drive for miles
To pick up their necessities
Like we've got nothing better to do
Like they are the kings
They love you until your money is gone
Until you're flat broke
And then they move on
To go and make
Some other dude broke
Now, all the ladies that are reading this
Are probably sitting steaming
Preparing their hateful comebacks
To what they've just been reading
So now maybe they understand
How hurtful stereotypes are
Just because one man in your life
Left you in shit creek without a paddle,
It doesn't mean everyone of us
Will give the same old drabble
We don't all just want sex
Or to get in your pants
Some of us want a nice girl
We can take home to our parents
Some of us cry to you
Because we want you to think we're strong
We want you to have faith in us
Most of you have us all wrong
Not every man will leave
With no warning on one day
Just like not all women
Will shop the day away
Stereotypes effect us all
It breeds hatred and neglect
When all we really needed
Was a bit of intellect
We all just need to realize
That not all women are crazy
And not all men are lazy
Not all blacks eat watermelon
And not all Asians are shorter
Not all whites are racist
And not all Mexicans sneak across the border
In a world filled with hatred, murder, greed and rape
Maybe all we really need
Is just a little bit of faith.
