Once upon a time... a boy with magic and strength had diabetes ,but he had a girl who killed cats. The sad girl hide a knife and corpses cuz she was bored and want more knives but then something happened the boy gifted her a magical stone that granted 5 eternal desires. She got so happy and wet that she show him her corpses, he blushed and wanted to show his collection of dead bodies and dogs of the 17 of them. She was 10 years and horny but he wasn't happy, he was excited and hungry as fuck for pussy (cats) but she collected them and wanted to make dog stew. But his stock was empty, lucky he had 2 marshmallows and sticks but she wanted more sweet sugar with some vanilla and almonds with a cherry on top. He was still sick, he reach for his friendly girl madoka magica whispered slowly "in runes my heart aches to know your credit card secret number and the 3 numbers on the back" she left SAO servers.
The end
Or is it? will find out on the next episode of Credit rape and friends- a alternative SAO story
