YOU'S A CREEP

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Guys look I found a picture of Stephen James with out tattoos
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I woke to feel something comfortable. "What am I laying on a marshmallow...mmmm marshmallows toasted by the fire put between two gram crackers with chocolate...mmm". I thought to myself.

I also felt a arm around me so - "Wait bitch hold the fuck up I don't have a boyfriend I'm single af" I thought to myself. AAAAAAAAHHHHHH PERV ALERT " I yelled kicking this person in the chest and stomach.

I kicked so much I fell of the bed. "Aaahhh what the fuck" somebody said. Then a bunch of guys ran into the room. "Boss you okay" somebody asked then turn on the lights. I recognized Jake but the other two I didn't.

"Boss my love are you alright' someone of them said running to the guy I kicked. " Yes now get the fuck of me you idiot" he said.

" Jake help me he's trying to give me cooties" I said running and hugging his leg. " Woah what get off me I don't want your cooties" Jake said trying to get me off his leg. " I don't have them but he tried to give them to me" I said.

"Who's she" the guy next to Jake asked. "Her name is Naomi Michael" Jake said. " Naomi this is my brother Michael" Jake said. "And who's he" I asked pointing to the guy who's helping the guy I kicked. "That's Charlie" Jake said.

" You why the hell did you kick me"Sawyer said getting up. "Well your the one who was trying to get this" I said getting up. "Why the hell would he want you when he has me" Charlie said. " Well because I'm hot and you're not also because I'm a badass" I said. I kicked Jake in the crouch. He felt down on his knees and I  jumped over his body and ran.

"I'M FREE BITCHES" I yelled running down the stairs. " GET HER YOU IDIOTS" Sawyer yelled. I saw the front door. Yes sweet sweet sweet freedom. I opened the door and ran out on the lawn. I right now I didn't care that I was in my shirt and panties I  was gonna be free.

I was almost at the gate when I tackled to the ground. I groaned Sawyer flipped me on my back and looked at me. " Your gonna get now" he said. He got up and grabbed my foot dragged me back to the house. "NNNOOOOO I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT SEE IF I GET TO MARRY EVER BTS MEMBER OR SOMEONE WILL ASSASSINATE TRUMP YET AAAAHHHHHHH" I yelled.

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"NO you can't please no No NNNOOOOO" I said. " Just eat it" Sawyer said. " No you can't make " I said. "Just eat the damn broccoli" Sawyer said. "No you dick hole Jizzwagon" I said. " HAHAHA she called you a Jizzwagon" Michael said laughing. Sawyer just glared at him.

" If you don't I'll tell you about happened to Crowley on SUPERNATURAL" Sawyer said. " You wouldn't dare"I said. " Find have it your way Crowley"he said. " Okay okay okay I'll eat it" I said. "Do I have to eat all of it" I asked. "Yes you do" Sawyer said. 

" It'll be okay just eat really quickly" I said to myself. I put it into my mouth really quickly and chewed it quickly. " Oh good it so gross' I thought to myself. " Boss she looks like she's gonna  barf" Jake said.  " She gonna be fine" Sawyer said. I swallowed it quickly.

" Now you owe me" I said. " I don't owe you anything" Sawyer said. "If you don't I'll won't let you go to sleep and I'll make noise" I said.

" Oh hell no I need my beauty sleep you better go Sawyer" Charlie said. " Yeah you definitely need come on" Sawyer said. " Well fuck you too" Charlie said. " No thanks your not my type" Sawyer said.

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"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL IS SHE" Sawyer yelled. "I don't know" I said hugging Charlie and he was hugging me back. "Are her fingers made of sewing needles" Michael asked. " I think so" Jake said.

" If I was her I would have never came back for second night, hell not even for the first night I would've been like Nope Nope Nope and other Nope and backed away" Sawyer said. So right now we're watch Coraline......in the dark yeah we're fucking up right now. "*BAM* DON'T LEAVE ME" the other mother screamed.

5 minutes into the movie.

"Well it is over for us" one of the ghost girls said. " What" I said scared for my life and Coraline's.
" Your in terrible danger girl" then other ghost girl said. " Dafuq are you saying she risked  her life for all of you just to get kill later" Michael said.

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The movie finally ended. " Holy fucking shit" Sawyer said. I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around to see a figure. OH HELL TO THE NO NO. I punch the thing in the face and ran.

" RUN BISH RUN" I yelled. " DON'T GET ME GET ONE OF THEM " Charlie said."FUCK YOU CHARLIE" Sawyer yelled" YEAH FUCK YOU CHARLIE" Michael yelled. "I HOPE IT GETS YOU FIRST CHARLIE" Jake yelled.

"WELL DAMN THAT'S FUCKED UP FUCK ALL OF YOU TOO" Charlie yelled. "WOAH HOLD THE FUCK I DIDN'T SAY FUCK YOU TO YOU" I yelled. " YOU WERE THINKING IT" Charlie yelled. " TRUE" I yelled back. " OH FUCK IT AFTER ME" Michael yelled." OH SHIT EVERYONE STAY AWAY FROM MICHAEL"I said." WELL NO DUH NAOMI" Jake said. " DON'T MAKE ME USE YOU AS BAIT" I yelled. " I'LL SHUT THE HELL UP" he yelled.

I really need to learn how to pay attention to what's in front because I ran into a wall. "COT DAMNIT THAT'S THE SECOND TIME TO DAY"  I yelled ' Oh fuck' someone groaned. The light got turn on and I saw someone in a hoodie with fake claws on. "Jake pull its hoodie off" Sawyer said. "WHAT why do I have to do it" he asked. " Because I said so" Sawyer said. He pulled off the hoodie to see some guy.

"Carter? CARTER YOU PRICK'  Sawyer yelled. " You know him" I said getting up from the floor." Yes" he said. "What in chicken cheese ranch nachos dude" I said. " You scared shit out of us" Charlie said. "You know what" I said pulling out my phone from bra. And played the song Fuck This Shit I'm Out and gave Carter the middle finger and left.

"Ahhh precious sleep" I said to myself then feel asleep

Well bye😜✌

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