So I'm still in the pool and I know what your thinking "Naomi why are you still in the pool" you asked. Well I'll tell my amazing reader I'm trying to think of ways of pranking back those assholes who threw me into the pool starting with Michael. That fucktard ratted me out so he's first. Oh and I've just thought of a prank. "Mmha mhaha MMMMHAHAHAHA" I laughed then started to cough. Man I need to work on my evil laugh.
I got out of the pool, walked in the house and started to making cookies for Michael, now one thing I found out about Michael is that he loves cookies more than anything including porn. I remember one time I went to get some soda I saw him get three boxes of cookies and run upstairs. I know crazy right.
So what am I going to put into the cookies oh I know I'll put laxatives chocolates into the cookies also some hot sauce into them. Man his ass is going be on fire. I start making the cookie and putting in all the ingredients in then put them in the oven. "Hehehehehe I'm gonna get this fucker" I said to myself.
"Why the hell are you evil laughing to yourself" Jake asked walking into the kitchen. "Umm I was think about kill some ugly uhhhh spiders yeah spiders" I said. "Oh okay then hey by the way what's that smell,are you making cookies" he asked. "Yep" I said. "Really what kind" he asked. Fuck think Naomi think ah." Chocolate chip raisin cookies" I said. "Ewwww that sounds gross I don't want any" he said walking a way.
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After I finished making the cookies. I ran up to Michael and knocked on the door then hind behind a corner. He opened the door, looked both ways then looked down. " Oooohh cookies wait should I share with everyone else" Michael asked. "Nah, fuck those losers they're on own" he said picking up the cookies then walking into his room. If those cookies didn't have laxatives and hot sauce in them I would be offended. Anyway it's time to wait.
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"Dude are you all right" Charlie asked. I walk out of my room to see what was going on. I saw Charlie, Sawyer,Jake and Carter standing by the bathroom covering they're noses. "Hey what's going on"I asked. " I don't know Micheal has been in the bathroom for hours shitting"Jake said. "Ewww that's gross wonder what could have caused it" I said even though I knew I caused it hehehe😈. "What the hell are you laughing at "Carter asked. "At a joke I heard early" I said really fast. "Oh okay then" he said. Nice save me, nice save.
I walked downstairs to think of how to get my next victim. Wow when I say that out loud it makes me sound like the bad guy......eh I don't care now back to plotting. I thinking about getting Charlie next. So what I've learned about Charlie is that he love perfume for some strange reason. So I decide to put a Sunk spray in his perfume.And I know what you're think where I saw Charlie walk downstairs and go into his room and get his perfume then walk back upstairs."Perfect timing"I said.I walk upstairs and hided behind a corner."Here we go guys this should get rid of the smell" Charlie said then sprain the "perfume".Then they all start to gag and cough.
"Charlie what the fuck is that" Sawyer said gagging."This is not my perfume" Charlie said coughing. OMG it smells so bad I think I'm gonna barf. I started gagging and coughing.Okay this prank isn't funny when I'm getting hurt too.I come out of hiding."Guys I have something to tell you but first let's air out the house"I said. They all shook they're heads yes and opening all the windows in the house.
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"So what you're telling is that you're the reason the house smell like a crack whore's ass right now" Sawyer said pinching the bridge of his."It not that bad Sawyer"I said.Then he looked up at me so fast you think he would've broken his neck."Not that bad...NOT THAT FUCKING BAD YOU MICHEAL SHIT HIMSELF AND MADE THE HOUSE SMELL SO BAD THAT WE HAVE TO AIR IT OUT THEN TAKE A TOMATO BATHES IT'LL TAKE DAYS FOR THE SMELL TO GO AT WAY" he yelled then walked up to me and grabbed me by arm.
"It wasn't suppose to go like this I wasn't suppose to get hurt"I said snatching my arm away from him.He looked even more mad."Why in the hell would you do this"he asked."Because you asshole dumped me in a pool and left me there"I said."Are fucking serious you did all this because we dropped you in a pool you decided to act like a fucking crybaby bitch over getting wet"he said.
.....I punched him. I punched him right in the mouth.He spit out blood on his hand and looked at me in shock."Don't you ever call me a Bitch again"I said then walked out of his office and to the front door grabbed some car keys and left out the door, went to the garage, got in the car and drove to my favorite spot.
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Guys it's about to go down
I sat down on the swing and started to think about my life.I start crying remembering'that day"
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I start running .... running to my safe place.I sat down on the swing and start swing my feet back and fort trying to calm down but it wasn't helping I start crying."Hey sweet pea what's wrong" Ms. Jackson asked walking up to me.I looked up at her and cry even more.She reach's out to hug me and I except it.I hug her and cry on her stomach."He hit her a-again but this time even har-rder there was so m-much blood"I said."I called the police and they arrested him"I said."He called me a"worthless bitch" and said he wished I was dead" I said.
"The police try to take me with them but I got scared and ran here" I said."Oh sweetie I'm so sorry"Ms.Jackson said."We have to go to the Police Station and tell them what happened and after that we can go get ice cream okay sweetheart" she said."Okay Ms.Jackson"I said then she wiped my tears away,grabbed my handed and we drover to the Police Station.
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I just sat there and cried.
Well bye guy 😜✌
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Humor"SHAKE IT OFF SHAKE OFF IT SHAK-" I sang but sombody by somebody I mean the asshole who wants to die for interrupt me. " YO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TURN THAT BULLSHIT OFF"He said." NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK BITCH" I yelled. Then I turned my music back on...