(1) if you see a girl and say" hey wanna go out" they will say" uhh sorry I got a boyfriend"
(2)and if you have a girlfriend she orders make and gets the wrong one she will have a fit
(3)if you set your alarm she will immediately assume your cheating and start screaming at the phone
(4)if your out shopping for clothes and she says"babe does this make me look fat" and you say YES they you better pack your bags and go to Mexico
(5)if you go somewhere nice she will take forever and try to wear the most perfect out fit ever
(6)if you see a old friend from high school she will literally assume your charting and stalk you behind a bush and see what your talking about
(7)if you go out with your friends and come back past your curfew she will assume your cheating
BONUS: if you even dare making eye contact or even talk to another girl your DEAD
