4 - REALLLLLYYY Late Valentine's Day Joke

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Roses are red,

Corpses are blue.

Sorry you're dead,

I forgot you're allergic to roses

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I have a gun,

Now get in the van.


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Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Your webcam is on,

And I'm watching you.


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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm a schizophrenic,

And I am too.

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