Waiters (Yoonmin)

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Jimins POV:

It had been a few days since I moved in with Yoongi. My boxes were spread about with a bunch of shit I couldn't wait to unpack. Right now I was sitting in my spinning chair next to the couch in front of the door waiting for a certain someone.

It was soon after I heard the knock I had been waiting for. I peeked through the peephole to make sure it was the right person and not a complete stranger. How embarrassing that would be for me. Thankfully that would not be the case for it was him.

I pulled open the door embracing the short figure before me.

"Hi daddy" 

"Hello my son how are you?" He questioned.

"I'm fine Appa, do you want to see the place before you help me out?"

"Yes! Very much so."

My tiny boyfriend had disappeared to only god knows where in this apartment. For this I was thankful because my father thinks I have a lovely little girlfriend instead. I was walking into the bathroom when I saw a surprised Yoongi in front of me.

He let out a really high-pitched girly scream. That's when I started laughing my ass off. He stood up straight trying to look manly but I was  never going to look at him in the same way again. He hit a higher note than he can singing then screaming to hit a high note in singing.

My father looked confused.

"Who's this?"

Yoongi gave me a weird look. I replied back to his look with a I'll-tell-him-now-sugar-bear-dont-kill-me-please look.

"Um.... Appa"

"Yes son."

"Well remember the girlfriend I told u about."

"Yeah?"

"Well that's them."

"This person standing in front of me I a female."

"Appa-"

"Well the legs I guess." I stare at Yoongis legs which were currently sporting really short running shorts. They were feminine like really. Slim, no sign of hair, and really pretty.

"The stature." He continues. He's completely right, he is really tiny.

"But she has like no breasts, and super short hair. I mean that's fine but the shirt oh my god." He gestures to the shirt Yoongi is wearing. Sporting a tequila bottle that states "bottoms up".

"That is not your shirt Jimin you hate tequila. I witnessed your twenty-first birthday."

He turns to me and whispers in my ear. "I'm pretty sure your dating a lesbian."

"No dad he's a guy. I'm dating a guy. Im sorry I didn't tell you. I just wanted you to freak out in my presence, not over the phone."

"Well that explains a lot. Though if you were trying to pull off the girl look put on a wig. Would make it a lot more plausible." (Yoongi looks better than me as a girl. Or just in general.)

"Not the point dad."

"Ooh right. Well I'm not upset, well that you didn't tell me yeah but it's fine."

"Really?"

"Yeah of course. Now let's get to unpacking then I can analyze you." He says poking Yoongi in the chest.

Timeskip brought to you by Yoongis better-than-yours legs~

We were laying on Yoongis bed in our room and I decided to have a little fun. I turn to him and look him in the eyes.

"So Min Yoonji how do you like my father."

"Oh my god stob it"

"S-T-O-P.       I-T."

We shout recalling the hilarious memory. We fall asleep laughing. What a great way to do so.

Hey guys just clearing up the confusion if you have any I'm not saying they look like girls ( I know how annoying it is) Jimins dad just thought Yoongi was the girlfriend he was talking about. Love ya. Please please please go to the 1,500 READS chapter and ask questions I'm still waiting for more. Kk  byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.