Waiters (Yoonmin)

Jungkook

Jungkooks POV: (obviously)

   Stupid. Freaking. Yoongi. He's always late for work so I have to set the tables up alone or with Jimin which is fine but still would be nice to get an extra hand early in the morning. Maybe not late just not early like I prefer. Or hes making out with Jimin during his working hours. That is a problem. So I've decided to get my lovely boyfriend Taehyung to deal with it. I am confident in him because in the last few months he has been literally crushing me with how intimidating and great he looks. (A/N: yep...he is the LG commercial killed me. And I was already dead. From earlier times.) So I have come to a decision to have him intimidate Yoongi.

I run over cutely to where he was setting up his cooking station and latch on to his arm.

"Hay"

"What they hell Jungkook. I thought Hoseok was the horse."

"Nevermind, can you do me a favor?"

"Depends what it is."

In the distance we hear a loud crash and an angry Mama Jin shouting at Namjoon to stay away from his spice rack. Sad.

"Anyways, can you like intimidate Yoongi so he doesn't disappear during work hours."

"What do you mean?"

"Just like throw him against a wall or something."

"Okay so when Yoongi gets here we will wait you will hide and yeah, okay!"

Timeskip brought by Taehyungs fatal commercial ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

Taehyungs POV:

Jungkook was hiding in the coat closet and I was waiting for Yoongi, we've got this. He strolls in through the door and I grab him and throw him against the wall.

Jungkook POV:

All was going well. Yoongi was against the wall, but then Taehyung turns to me give that cute boxy smile and freaking does a thumbs up and ginger heart. Yoongi looks more confused then intimidated and I groan and facepalm. I forgot you have to have a change in personality to actually be intimidating. My boyfriend is not scary and high and mighty, he's an adorable marshmellow. He turns back to Yoongi.

"Hey I'd appreciate it of you only made out on your break so that my boyfriend isn't working alone, and if you came earlier than you do."

"Well then you don't have to throw me against that shitty wall. Just ask, god damn that hurt."

"Oh my gosh really I hurt you how bad is it, I'm sorry."

"Fine, fine, I'm fine just don't do that."

"Aye aye captain."

"Cool."

Well it could be worse.

I felt someone join me in the closet and I figured it was Taehyung.

"How did I do." He giggles.

"Good good yeah. Thank you baby."

He is soon kissing me and I'm kissing back. I wrap my arms around his neck and my legs around his waist. Until Hoseok opens the door with his little coat to place in here. His eyes widen. I stop Taehyung and let out my snarky remark.

"Yeah horse I get some. Do you?"

"He throws his coat and leaves screaming about no where in this god forsaken place are there people not making out, and how he is gonna make Minsuk get a job here.

I laugh to myself and unlatch myself from Taehyung.

"Can we go on a date tonight?" I ask making sure my bunny cuteness shows.

"Yes!"

"Great see you later."

It was an uneventful day. Yoongi being less makey outy and actually helping more, yay. I got home and was forced to choose something to wear. I choose a loose fitting black button up with black jeans and black timberlands. With my black hair. Everyone has it now. We had a natural hair color only policy in our shop. We are all hoping that they take it back at some point but it never really bothers me. I don't really do the whole dyeing thing.

I heard a rapping on the door and peaked out the peephole to find Tae standing and waiting.

I open the door and join him out in the hall of my apartment building.

"Your carriage awaits" he gestures to a taxi down below.

"Thanks."

We finally make it to a restaurant that is the best. Pokè is what it serves and it serves well. (It's like broken down sushi, it's the freaking bomb.). But I spot an unusually long face and tuft of black hair with a companion. I know how he gets when we see each other in restaurants. It's awful.

"Lets get it to go and eat in the park ya?" I say gesturing to the two-legged horse. His eyes widen and he nods so we begin our mission of crouching behind people so we don't ruin his and Minsuks date and ours. We make it to the front and quickly order and grab our food. And make a run out the door. Mission success!

We eat and talk while sitting on our coat in the grass and then make our way to the movies where we are going to see Deadpool 2. (A/N: it's amazing.) And yet again I spot Hoseok. Shit and he spotted me.

"Hey guys what a surprise what are you seeing?"

"Deadpool"

"Oh us too, well have fun I'll see you guys later I gotta go join Minie."

I f-ing love Minie.

"Ok you enjoy the movie too."

The movie was great and I was soon at home cuddling with my not-so-hardcore-intimidating-boyfriend.

Hey guys just giving you an update. I've been really busy with finals then I went to California for a week and now I have camp so I might as well have this. Please please please again go and ask questions under 1,500 reads it's still open and it would make my day to have more questions I will close it when I don't. All you have to do is comment on the chapter with a question. Not to hard thanks. And yay I got a thousand words this time around. And fake love anyone it's so great. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee