Wrong number but I'll take it ( TodoDeku ) ( KatsuDeku )

Conflicting

// wheeze I know I implied I'm gonna write smut but it ended up with fluff instead, to make up for it here's more fluff lmao dONT WORRY ILL WRITE SMUT ONE DAY IZUKU WILL GET HIS VITAMIN D

"Kacchan!" Izuku called out even though they're sitting right next to each other

"You've been saying that a lot recently" Katsuki sighed, leaning his head to the shorter males shoulder

"I just like saying it! It sounds cute doesn't it, Kacchan?"

"Whatever, you've always had weird taste, hey call me Katsuki" Izuku's eyes widened

"K-Katsu... Katchuki!"

"Katsuki, you nerd, not Katchuki, that's for Katsuki Junior" Izuku pouted

"I-I can't say Kacchans name! I'm too used to Kacchan"

"Just try" Izuku shook his head, Katsuki sighed and sat up straight, he pulled Izuku's hair back and kissed his forehead

"You're such a dork, seriously? You won't say say it because you're too used to it?" Izuku stubbornly nodded, Katsuki grinned and ruffled his hair

"You're like a little kid"

"If I turn back into a little kid can Kacchan be my daddy instead of my dad right now?" Katsuki sputtered

"Don't refer to men like that, all men are beasts Izuku"

"What's wrong with daddy?"

"Just don't call anyone that aside from your dad" Izuku pouted and hugged Katsuki before saying in a loud clear voice

"From now on, Kacchan is my dad!"

A certain candy cane themed person watched

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Shoto mumbled as he searched up on his phone how to appease dads of someone you're in a relationship with

"These are all too boring and plain for Katsuki, he'd just punch me or something" he muttered under his breath

"Ah! What's too boring and plain for daddy?" Shoto looked at the little blonde robot

"I'm trying to find stuff that your dad might like but all I'm seeing is boring stuff"

"I know stuff that dad likes! Mama told me all about it when he was coding me"

"Ah... I see, mind sharing?" Katsuki nodded

"Well first of all.... Daddy really likes white Carnations!"

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"What the fuck" Katsuki stared down at the bouquet of white flowers handed to him

"They're for you, I heard you like them" Katsuki stared before laughing

"What the fuck are you talking about?! I fuckin hate their smell I can't fucking stand it why the fuck would I want these?!"

Eh? Was the data off? Oh well

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"He also really likes Katsudon!"

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"What the fuck is this?"

"Katsudon, I heard you eat them a lot"

"I fucking hate Katsudon what the shit are you talking about? Next time if you're gonna give me food as a gift make sure it's nothing I eat too much" he snorted

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"And he really likes... beige!"

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