Back in Black

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^^^ Sexy Mofo, but without the metal arms ;)
Also, get it back in black because his armors black XD I know I'm hilarious

As Koneko threw Guts onto the couch, Asia started healing him.
Rias: Issei who is this man ?
Issei: How the hell am I supposed to know, first comes to last I saw him collapse using that huge sword as a brace!

Akeno: Riasssss when can I have him?
Akeno said in a whiney voice
Rias: I told you Akeno after I question him.
Kiba: alright I have to ask, this sword here, can he even lift it !?!
He says as he struggles to even pick it.
Koneko: Just try harder...
she says in her monotone voice.
After Kiba gives up Issei tried attempting to show off his strength.
Issei: Damn Kiba, your right, it is so heavy!
Koneko: The reason you can't do it perve is because your weak.
Issei: Hey just because it's the truth doesn't mean you gotta break my balls here.
He says as he silently cries balled up in the corner.
Rias: How is he doing Asia?
Asia: He is doing great! I am done healing him and all he needs now is to get some rest.
Rias: Akeno, help me get his armor off and Koneko, carry him to bed.
Akeno: Oh my, this man!
She says as she gets a nosebleed
Rias: Akeno like I said no touching till after I question him.
Akeno: But Bouchou.. Akeno whines again. I just wanna massage those abs and make give him a few zaps.
Rias: No and that's final!

-Time Skip-

Guts wakes up stretching and cracking his limbs. He tried to sit up, but has something warm and soft holding down his arms.
Guts: What the hell?
To Guts left was Rias and to his right was Akeno, both in their butt naked glory.
Akeno is the first to wake, sitting up and reaching over smothering guts right arm between her boobs
Akeno: Hey their handsome
she smiles sexily and slowly lowers her hand down to his junk.
Rias: Akeno, what do you think your doing
Akeno says sweetly: I'm not doing anything Prez!
Rias: Get out so I can question him
Akeno: alright alright, I'm going to see what issei is doing..
Guts: Hmph
Rias: What's your name big guy?
Guts:... The names Guts
Rias shivered hearing the deep sexy voice
Rias: A-alright t-then, I can tell from the sword and blood, what race are you?
Guts: Human
Rias looked at guts with wide eyes
Rias: Impossible, that sword weighs like 200 lbs !?!
Guts: Guess I'm just a strong human then.
-Rias's thoughts- There is no way in the world this guy is just human.
Guts: Where is my stuff?
Rias: It's next to the door, but don't put it on, you still need to heal.
Guts: I want my stuff so I'm going to put it on then come back

-Time Skip-

Guts: Back in business Kiba: Oh your awake!Just then the whole ORC walks in on Guts easily picking up the 200 pound cleaver Everyone in the ORC looks at Guts in fascination as he picked up the black blade

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Guts: Back in business
Kiba: Oh your awake!
Just then the whole ORC walks in on Guts easily picking up the 200 pound cleaver
Everyone in the ORC looks at Guts in fascination as he picked up the black blade. 
Issei: HOW IN THE FU..
Koneko nut shots issei hard
Koneko: no cursing you perve
Kiba: Hey Guts can you swing that thing?
Guts: Better than you can
Kiba: than let's fight

-Time Skip-
(While this happened, everyone met Guts I skipped it because that's boring as hell to listen to it)

The ORC and Guts are outside while Kiba gets ready, Guts sits still waiting with his sword up concentrating.
Rias: Kiba are you ready ?
Kiba: Yes Bouchou
Rias: Guts are you ready ?
Guts: Yes
Rias: Let the battle begin!

Ha you guys thought you would see the fight well sorry that's next chapter X3 I know I'm hilarious
Anyway enjoy this chapter and comment if you wanna.
God I sound like a YouTuber, ANYWAY hope you liked it and be ready for chapter 3 !!!!

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