Sapphirethepheonix: :33< aww kitkat you are jusst sso adorabloodthirssty here try thiss *gives Karkat a Kitkat* I jusst know you will like it!
Karkat: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
Sollux: iit candy dumbass
Karkat: AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS GARBAGE?!
Sapphirethepheonix: :33< itss really gooooood
Karkat: FINE JUST GIVE ME IT! *snatches bar full of heaven and eats it* ......
Sapphirethepheonix:...... well?!
Karkat: OH.... *vibrates with sugar rushieness and takes off like a fuckin firework* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK *reaches the ceiling*
Sollux: *watches Karkat attach to the ceiling like a cat* ii thiink he liikes iit.. kk what the fuck are you doiing?
Karkat: SCREEEEECH!! *various crab noises*
Crab dad: SCEK!! SCRAAK!! SCREECH!!
((Translation: SON YOUR NOT A MONKEY AND THAT IS NOT THE CRAB MATING DANCE GET OFF THE CEILING SO I CAN LECTURE YOU FOREVER))
Karkat: FUCK OFF DAD!! DONT MAKE ME! YOU WILL FUCKING MAKE ME SO MAD I WILL SHIT MILES OF FUCKING RAGE SNAKE!! DO. NOT. MAKE ME!! MWHAHAHAHAHACOOKIES....
Sollux: *sigh* iill get the broom
Nepeta: :33> well that's all the time we have for this chappy!! Bye guys and Happy 4th of July!! ;33
