Sapphirethepheonix: :33< oh hello Crab dad
Karkat: *HISSES AT SOLLUX WHO IS POKING HIM WITH A BROOM* HISSSSSSSSSSSSS
Crab dad: SKREEEECH! RECK! SHREEK!
((Translation: HELLO CHARMING GIRL))
Sollux: come down kk! You are actiing liike a grub!! *jabs Karkat in the face with the broom and he falls on top of Sapphirethepheonix* -_-'
Sapphirethepheonix: *gets up*
Crab dad: SKREEEEEEEECH!! SKREECH!
((Translation: SON! YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU HAD A MATESPRINT?!))
Karkat: *gets up* DAD! YOU ARE SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING!..... RAGE SNAAAAAAAAAKE! FUUUUUUUUCK UUUUUUUUUU DAAAAAAAAAAD *runs around the room like a crazy person*
