Ask the CreepyPastas!

Starting Off w/ My Own Questions/Dares

Ashlyain: Hello all of my fellow creepypasta lovers! I'll start my ATC w/ my own questions/dares!

Jeff: Oh, lord -3-

Ashlyain: Shut up, Jeffrey! ;c

Jeff: *pulls out knife* IT'S JEFF, NOT MOTHERF*CKIN' JEFFREY!

Ashlyain: *pulls out great bow* U wanna arrow up yo ass?

Slender: Now, now, Ashley. Read your questions/dares.

Ashlyain: Kk! ^3^. This one's for Jane. Are you and Jeff friends? Or naw?

Jane: I f*cking hate that b*tch!

Jeff: HEY! I HEARD THAT!

Ashlyain: Shaddup! Oooh, a dare! c: GET OUT HERE LAUGHING JACK!

LJ: *peaks head out've doorway* Yes? :3

Ashlyain: I dare you to kiss me! ^///^

LJ: O////O. Sure. *plants kiss* *leaves*

Jeff: GET A ROOM B*TCHES!

BEN: Jeff, u pissed u ain't getting none? : >

Jeff: ...... I'll rape you in water.

BEN: OSHTHAILNAW! *runs out've room*

Ashlyain: ANYWHORE! Slendy, why do you stalk ppl who take ur pages? o.o

Slendy: Well, my son and I were hanging his drawings and someone took one of them. So I was like, "Hey, give my son's drawings back!"

Ashlyain: OOOH! Now it makes sense. But wtf is up with that "Gimme $20" sheit?

Slendy: This! *takes off shirt, revealing 8-Pack*

Ashlyain: O//////O *throws large stack of $20 bills* Now strip!

Ashlyain: Last question! EJ, wtf with the kidneys?!

EJ: Well, when I bite into a kidney the juices and blood gushes into my mouth, complimented by the crunchy kidney exterior and the-

Ashlyain: ._. OKAY, WE'RE DONE! LEAVE QUESTIONS AND DARES DOWN IN THE COMMENTS && MESSAGE ME, TOO! BAII!