HEY CUTIE. [CANCELLED]

6.

fake group ew : 2

fake group ew
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@jooncream:
k omg who is this yena girl doe? like omg
give us the details.

@kth.tata:
take it slow joon
and when i mean by that
also
SPILL IT JIMIN

@yoon.gi:
im not interested but
at the same time
im interested.

@jincrab:
yeah spill it already

@yoon.gi:
wot is with your username??

@jincrab:
changed it

@yoon.gi:
k but wtf
jincrab?
like is that for joon?

@jooncream:
*imagining jins head on a crab*

it ain't no
biggie doe

@jeonlaurens:
uh yes it is.

no it aint damn it

@jeonlaurens:
so her name is yena
she's cute has the looks
prolly has the lovely personality too
practically she's ur ideal type

u barely know her dumbass

@jeonlaurens:
but thats the thing
mysterious cute girls r a one of a kind

@jinprince
yeah true

@yoon.gi:
mhm

@kth.tata:
yupanoodle

@jhoseok💦:
right on

@jeonlauren:
what about joon?

@jooncream:
i honestly dont kno
this yena girl is definitely his ideal type
but then im worried
ily jimin but
im worried
what if she turns out to be a weird obsessive girl
and what if shes a murderer?

@jeonlaurens:
wow

your over exaggerating.
from my experience she isnt at all that.
when i flirted with her(dont question it)
she seemed off and distant and quite rude lol
but she got used to me later on.
you just dont know her like i do

@jeonlaurens:
yeah mr.namjoon
come on.
(and hold up shes rude and distant??)

(but once i opened up to her, she seemed kind)

@jeonlaurens:
good good

@jooncream:
im just rlly worried.
sorry jimin

@jhoseok💦:

@jooncream:
what?

@jhoseok💦:
joon are u just jealous cuz u don't have a gf like jimin?

@jooncream:
i clearly said i wasn't jealous
and more like i was worried

@jhoseok💦:
trust u 1%

@jeonlaurens:
i trust joon 4%

@yoon.gi:
yall in the other room right?

@kth.tata:
yup

@yoon.gi:
it's fucking hot in here
what did yall do in here

@jinprince:
cause im here yoongi

@jhoseok💦:
.......

@jeonlaurens:
.......

@jooncream:
.......

@kth.tata:
......

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@jinprince:
yall hurtin my feelings stop it

@yoon.gi:
thats good
but
your not even in here tho

@jinprince:
im everywhere just sayin

@yoon.gi:
idc just ignorin

@kth.tata:
yoongis cold as ice i swear

@yoon.gi:
say that n ur not getting a role in cypher v

@kth.tata:
i will begin not to say anything offending towards
min yoongi, i am willing to put effort into not
saying anything offending to namjoon and hoseok.

@yoon.gi:
that's better.

@jhoseok💦:
k but jimin, dont post any selfies with that girl
okay?
i don't want ur career to be ruined.

ill try..

@jeonlaurens:
k but hope u guys get tgt doe

I DONT LIKE HER
STOP OK

@jeonlaurens:
but u certainly act like it

@jooncream:
sure.

@jhoseok💦:
sure

@jinprince:
sure

@kth.tata:
sure

@jeonlaurens:
sure

@yoon.gi:
sure.

shut up.
goodbye

@jhoseok💦:
bye den

@kth.tata:
bye bye^

@yoon.gi:
k bye

@jooncream:
bybyby
bybyby

@jeonlauren:
i dont do byes
i do goodbyes.

@jinprince:
goodbyeee boi

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@heyyena: ohmygod i feel dumb

@kth.tata: uh jimin?