ninja | seungjin + more

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hyun_jinyoung
Helloww hihi~ x3

hyun_jinyoung
HAHA JK JK

seun6minnie

hyun_jinyoung
Ey, you're not garbage

seun6minnie
Why do I feel like that then?

hyun_jinyoung
What happened bb

seun6minnie
I was about to type something along the line like 'I'm gay hun', but then I noticed you could also be a guy and I wanted to type 'I'm not gay dude' but then I noticed I'm bi so

seun6minnie
I'm not pan m8

hyun_jinyoung
You seem somewhat churned

seun6minnie
Bc I am

hyun_jinyoung
Well then tell me what happened bb

hyun_jinyoung
*minnie

seun6minnie
I made my friend cry and I feel very bad, like a devil or smth

hyun_jinyoung
What did you do?

seun6minnie
Yk, he is from Australia and his Korean isn't the best. He's actually pretty fluent but he still makes a lot of mistakes. But we made fun of him for his 'bad' Korean and also about it, that he doesn't like it, when he's called by his Korean name

seun6minnie
I never thought that that would make him cry that much

hyunjin_jinyoung
Three that in one sentence

hyun_jinyoung
And oh

seun6minnie
Yes o h

hyun_jinyoung
Well did you apologize

seun6minnie
Ofc and he forgave me

seun6minnie
But I still feel bad

seun6minnie
Like a monster or smth

hyun_jinyoung
That was pretty mean

hyun_jinyoung
But you're not a monster

hyun_jinyoung
Look, you feel bad for him, that makes you a good hearted person

hyun_jinyoung
Hey, you didn't want to actually hurt him and he forgave you, everything is fine m8

seun6minnie
Ig so

seun6minnie
Thanks, Hyun

hyun_jinyoung
Someone was checking my resumé

seun6minnie
I was *trying* to check it, you're really a ninja, there's nothing about you

hyun_jinyoung
Yeaa, my rl friends don't need to know that I'm gay wet for Got7's Jinyoung

seun6minnie
Same, I had friends who had big problems with me liking boys, but I, with all my respect, shit on em

seun6minnie
W

AI
T

seun6minnie
G A Y  W E T

seun6minnie
THERE ARE ONLY TWO EXPLINATIONS FOR THAT

hyun_jinyoung
O H

seun6minnie
ONE YOU ARE A STRAIGHT TUMBLR GIRL WHO'S LIKE 'mY gAyDar iS tInGeLing' EVERYTIME TWO HANDSOME BOYS ARE BREATHING THE SAME AIR WHICH MEANS INSTANT 🅱LOCK FROM MY SIDE

seun6minnie
OR YOU'RE ACTUALLY A HOMOSEXUAL BOY WHICH MEANS NOTHING BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DON'T CARE

hyun_jinyoung
I'm a gay boi™

seun6minnie
I revealed your secret boy

hyun_jinyoung
Keep it to your pretty self olay bye

seun6minnie
o l a y 🐃

seen 7:34pm

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A/N: Hush hush hush

🅱lush 🅱lush 🅱lush

You are now my big fat crush

I'm single as I can be

You're single perfect for me

Imma give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me

Reason number #1

I'm super hot

Reason number #2

She's super not

Reason number #3

I'm all you got and all you got is someone hot

Boy check my resumé

You want a background check ok

First name hot and last name bitch

Nanananan that's a blabla

You think I'm trash no I'm class

And I have a big fat ass

And all I'm gotta say is

PLEASE DATE ME

because I'm single

S-I-N-G-L-E love me

And hug me, and touch me and

Well

Fuck me

Thanks for reading! :)