Joker One-shots

Lord Joker

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This is from Ninja Batman, This is with the reader
Word count: 652
Location:  Ancient Japan

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He was insane, nothing would please him correct? Well it didn't appear so today.

You were one of the soldiers wifes and it was a stressful job, you had to cook, clean, and please your husband. It wasn't always a fun job. You wished you felt more usefull to your husband but no. You couldn't have children, so you never could bear him a child. You were (race) instead of japenease so you never felt like you belong. He never had sex with you so you felt like he never loved you, you sometimes would touch yourself just to get off.

Well everything's going to change when your husband forced you to come meet the man they called Lord J. Strange enough but you couldn't deny him. You looked as he pulled you in the room. Your eyes instantly drew to ahead of you where the man stood. Green hair, crazy eyes, crazy outfit. This must of been Lord J

You cleared your throat looking down. Joker wanted a girl to have by his side, besides Harley. Joker needed someone sane, crazy enough as it sounds it was true. Joker looked at you and smirks instantly knowing who it would be. You had flowing (h/c) hair with (e/c) eyes that would sparkle in the sun, your (s/c) was beautiful and untouched. It was perfect

Joker sat on his throne, Harley Quinn next to him holding a jug filled with gods who knows what. "Put her in my quarters, make sure shes dressed appropriately" he said

You felt your Husband pull you off. He was in some kind of trance because he wouldn't be doing this. You were pushed in the room seeing an outfit on the bed. You picked it up and got confused and noticed it was the colors of Lord J's outfit. You got dressed in it this was your new life now you guess. You finished and hearf someone cleared their throat. You turned around and saw Lord J standing their. You blushed realizing he watched you change.

J came over and smirked "My, My, you have quite the body, untouched too? Such a shame"

"Excuse me?" You asked "Whats your point?" You crossed your arms 

"My point is that I know you came from the future, from the time where we still roamed gothem, taken that was 2 years ago but I can see your not from here"

"H-How...."

"I've seen you around town, boy did I crave your body, the way your hips swayed, the way your skin looks so porciline," he got closer as you backed up until your feet hit the bed and you fell onto it. He climbed over you with a twisted grin He began to kiss you roughly and you moaned slightly and began to kiss back gripping onto him. His lips were dry and it tasted like cherries. Weird. Once he pulled away you looked into his insane eyes. "What do you say doll face? Come join me as one of my queens?"

"One of them?..." You looked confused. You heard someone come in and go over seeing Harley Quinn

"Hya!" Her chirpy voice said one of jokers arms wrapped around her pulling her close

"Can't forget my Harley Quinn now can I? You two will be my queens! We'll rule over all of the world together!"

You didn't know what to say, yes? No? You don't really have a choice to say no. He is the Joker after all, saying no will only make him angrier

"I guess" You said, Joker smirks and got up pulling you close one arm around Harley the other around you 

"Lets begin our rein of terror!" Joker and Harley began to laugh insanely

I know its short but trying to get something out there!