Joker One-shots

Daughters Best Friend *Smut*

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Reader is best friend. Hailie is daughter of joker
Word count: 1799 
Location: Jokers mansion

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Hailie was the daughter of the Gothem famous joker. She happened to be your best friend in all of Gothem. You also had a major crush on joker. It was wrong to love him but you couldn't help it he was god who knows how old, but had the body of a 20 year old, tattoos covered most of his body and damn it was sexy as hell. Today was yours and hailies all week sleep over to binder watch your favoritr show, Steven Universe. And Joker was home all week so was his girl, Harley Quinn, Hailies mother. You envied her, she had joker all to herself. You still knew it was wrong but you needed to feel him once, just once, that's all you need. You were going to pull it off some how, you suddenly got a text

'Hey girl! Mother won't be around. Just us and my Dad' it was from Hailie
'Oh no, what happened?' Perfect! Easy shot you had to get your fix
'Mom got caught, she is in Arkham, my dad id working to get her out'
'Alright, almost done packing be there soon!'
'Can't wait! I have been everything ready! Dad let me steal some of those enormous bean bags! Bring blankets!'
'Cool! Ive seen those. Almost finished. see U soon!"
'See U soon girl!'

You finished packing and grabbed your big soft blanket rolling it up putting it away in your bag and grabbed some lady essentails.... More like condoms and lube... Don't ask why you have it, its complicated

You left the house and took a taxi to near the hideout and got out waitung for him to leave, when he did you walked to the huge abandoned looking mansion. You went inside instantly hailie hugged you tightly, you smiled hugging back. Hailie was an amazing friend, crazy but amazing. Haikue listened, she was a defensive friend, she was very understanding and not to mention she also read you like an open book, so secrets were hard to keep from her. She was almost close to finding out your secret crush on her father, you felt she got that all from her mother.

It was already nearing 9-10pm. You looked seeing joker peer down the stairs staring at you hungrily.

"Well, well, well, who do we have here?" His voice was deep. It sent shivers down your spine "(Y/n) comes to visit us?" He smirks 

"Yeah daddy! (y/n) is staying for the week remember??" Hailie pulled back from you 

"Oh reaaaally now?" He smirks as he came closer, the throbbing between your legs increased as you held your legs tightly together. Joker saw this and smirks slightly, 

"Yeah Daddy!" Hailie smiled

"Daddy has some business to attend to, You and (y/n) may continue your evening, Daddy will come visit later with some desserts" Joker winks to you and you bit your lip more as Joker went upstairs. You saw the tattoo on the back of his lower back that said 'Puddin' On it. That made the pleasure from your body go away and replaced with anger

~Later that night~

You laid on your stomach on the huge bean bag, you wore lose tang top with shorts also wearing no undergarments. You were watching and keeping up on Lego Ninjago while Hailie was asleep. You didn't notice someone in the door way and walk over to you. You were so focused in the drama of the show that someone had sneaked under the blanket and when you finally noticed when a thick bulge was against your ass and you gasped then felt a gun press against your head 

"Shh, Shh, don't make any noise, you wouldn't want lil ol' Hailie waking up do ya?" It was jokers voice in a deep hushed tone he noticed something then smirks "No underwear? You naughty girl, Daddys gonna teach you a lesson" He growled lowly 

"N-Not in here" You said "Please" 

"Shut. Up" He said sternly "Or daddy's not gonna go easy on ya"