You better get ready for a big surprise
You think its almost over
But it's only on the rise
Mental message by visual contact
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack
More margarita for my cute senorita
Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flavor
Chuggin' down on my J&B
While checkin' out the parts of my dick's anatomy
Forget the brain
Forget the personality
What I'm after is you effects on my gravity like trinity
Flying high with her kicks
And controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick
You better get ready for a big surprise
You think its almost over
But it's only on the rise
Mental message by visual contact
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack
Flip the tip as skip to the next trip
Flashin' some cash and some rockstar bullshit
Goin' in for the thrill
Movin' in for the kill
I got us a room in a fancy hotel
And we've got everything we need
A big bag of money, a bigger bag of weed
And we start to impress as we start to undress
Stop the press we need to get this
You better get ready for a big surprise
You think its almost over
But it's only on the rise
Mental message by visual contact
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack
I'd like to keep it going
'Cause I got it going on
But it's Vinci's turn on the microphone so...
(Ehem) My name is Vinci and I am neat
I love pretty girls and I love to eat
I made this rap from my mind
And I am very very kind
I like to drive fast in fancy cars
And chicks dig me like chocolate bars
They say I'm bad but I am good
So shut up now and eat some food
Tsong ano problema mo ayusin mo naman
Lagyan mo naman ng tono parang kang nangangatwiran
Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment
Sampung taon ka nang sikat wala ka pa rin bang ibang talent
Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo
Mali ang sinasabi mo
Magaling ako kumanta
Alam mo ba yung picha pie
Kung sabagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie
Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta
Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa alam natin mas ok nung ako yung kumanta
Tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang
At alam mo naman na pang back-up ka lang
At ilan na ba talagang nagawa mong kanta
Ilan wala eh ano ngayon
Alam naman naming lahat
Na si Vinc naman talaga dapat ang vocalist
Ng Parokya band
Ng Parokya ni Edgar
Teka lang one minute
Pwede bang paki ulit maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo
Subalit bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat
Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat
Eh bat ibang singers naman kahit di niya sinulat
Ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat
Tulad ko at ni Quino at ni Benedict Aquino
Na wala na yatang mas sisikat pa kahit na sino
Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit
Kung ayaw mo masipa sa mukha ng malupit
Baka makatikim ka ng saswela de kamao
Na si listo el de gato sa gulpihang de kordoto
Talaga di nga tatawa na ba ako
Di porket koryano ka magaling ka magtaekwando
Wag kang magaangas sa lalaking may balbas
Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras
Sandali lang wag muna kayong maglaban
Bago kayo magsuntukan
Bat di nyo muna pag-usapan ang di maunawaan
Sige na kiss na, peace na please
Ang bayad mo sa jeepney kulang pa ng diyes
Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nagyari sa iba
Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba
Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula...
Alam naman nating lahat
Na mahal namin ang isa't-isa't
Walang iwanan sa Parokya band
Sa Parokya ni Edgar
Band... Band...
Ah di namin alam kung paano tatapusin yung kanta
Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala
