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judge judy or judge duty?
it was a serious court session. judge judy was pissed off because both these numb nuts had a WEAK argument.
they were trying to figure out if LaShauna stole the baby lips from the the arguing lady's store. the two began to argue with each other.
"HOE I TOLD U I PAYED FOR THE LIP BALM!"
"OH LORD HERE WE GO AGAIN," the lady in the blazer whined out loud, "IF YOU ACTUALLY PAID FOR IT, SHOW ME THE RECEIPT!"
"I CAN'T SHOW YOU IT!"
"WHY!"
"I SAID I CAN'T!"
"TELL ME CHILD WHY?"
"BECAUSE I WIPED MY ASS ON IT." *the crowd made an 'ooh' noise. a baby began to cry. the police officer let a tear fall from his eyes.
they continued to argue while judge judy shook her head.
before they could speak, a loud noise erupted from the horizon.
judge judy *insert idina menzel here* let it goo.
the two girls arguing exchanged glances.
"oh hell nah im out, deuces." LaShauna began to walk out.
and everyone died because of judge judy's... duty.
the end
im really starting to question my existence... what the hell even goes through my mind omg.
kinda boring but eh sorry
dedicated to willow bc u write amazingly that it makes me cry dolphins