Phil Lester X Reader SMUTS AND IMAGINES

Happy New Year

29!Phil Lester X Reader

Smut

Setting: Its New Years Eve in L.A. and all Phil wants is someone to love.

Warnings: Mild cussing, Oral Sex, Graphic Sex

3450 Words - Unedited

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Phil's POV

"....Until we feel alright!" Everyone screams at the top of their lungs, pushing their drinks in the air and jumping, as if raving. I chuckle, sipping on my soda. As much as I love Brendon Urie and Victorious... I'm just not... feeling it tonight.

"Philllll!" I hear slurred from my side as Dan comes up to me. I sigh, looking at him. "You're drunk?" I say, looking at him. He shakes his head. "I am fully in control of my body. I'm just dizzy and... fuzzy." He slurs. I roll my eyes.

He sits across from me and I turn to him. "You're lonely, Phil." Dan pouts. "Come on, its the new years! Have some fun!" He says. I shake my head. "Exactly, Dan. Its the new years, and I'm going to be turning thirty, Dan. Thirty!" I sigh, putting my head in my hands. "Its been years since I've had a proper girlfriend.. and because of that.." I hesitate on my words, but decide to say it anyway."... I haven't gotten any action either!" I say, a bit frantic.

Dan stares hard at me, almost surprised I said that. I run my tongue across the top of my teeth, annoyed. "Oh, please, Dan. Don't be surprised. We both know I'm not a virgin, more or less, I-" I sigh. "I've had sex before." I day to him. "Dude, what the hell." Dan mumbles. "I-... Look, " he says, leaning in. "I know your not a virgin, and I know you've frick fracked before." He sighs, running a hand through his hair. "It's kinda wired to hear you talk about it.." He says, disgusted.

I open my mouth to apologize but he stops me. "Look, if you really want to get it on with someone, just look for a friend and- listen I'm sure every girl here adores you, and your friends with mostly everyone in here! You need to do something about it, alright? Have a few drinks, bring a girl home. I'll crash at PJ's." He says.

I blink. "Would you really do that for me, Dan." I ask, getting emotional. He scoffs, as if it were obvious. "Of course, you've done so much for me. I owe you so much, Phil. Its no problem." He smiles genuinely at me. My eyes light up with excitement. "Oh my gosh, Dan, thank you!" I get up and hug him from the side. He laughs.

"Okay, okay, let go before a vlogger catches us and The Phandom goes insane." He says. I agree and do so, as we head to the bar for drinks and pro tips.

"Okay," I say, rubbing my hands together. "What drink will get me 'in the mood.'" I ask him. He cringes, but looks at the menu. He calls over a waiter. "Something fruity, but strong for my friend here, what do you suggest?" He asks the waiter. The waiter thinks for a minute. "Sex on the Beach?" He suggests. Dan nods, thinking. "Yes, one Sex on the Beach for my friend here." He says.

The waiter nods and makes it as at tap my finger impatiently. "Maybe a few shots after, and we'll be good." Dan says, knowing my alcohol tolerance.

After the drinks, I felt confident enough and Dan left me with a good luck and a 'Please don't do it in my bed'.

I saw all types of girls. Lots of them I knew. Zoë, Louise, Cat, Emma, Marzia... None of which are my type. I sigh, standing awkwardly in the corner, scanning the room. Don't get me wrong, I love them with all my heart, but only as friends. I wouldn't ask any of them out of a date.

Felix, Mark, Jack, and  few other people put their money together to host this new years party here in LA. YouTubers around the world were invited (of course, having to play for their own ticket). There were some YouTubers who had small channels here too. It was really great.