Rick And Morty X Male Reader One Shots

1 - Rick x Reader - Idiot

apologies if this sucks a lil, i havent written in a few years. so I'll keep it short!

you're like 20 something i guess, whatever. in all of them you're already a close friend tho!!

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"Heyyyyyy" Rick stumbled over to me and collapsed half on my lap, half next to me on the couch.

I hissed as I felt something seep through my shirt and soak my stomach, "Oh for fuck's sake, Rick, you got your fucking drink all over me!"

"Oh shit, here-urp-here let me help," he sloppily pulled my shirt over my head, dropping it on himself as soon as it was off of my arms, "what the fuck."

A chuckle quietly vibrated in my chest as I moved the drink soaked shirt off Rick's face, I wasn't quite sure what it was but the smell was somewhat off puting. After revealing his face I stared at his eyes, lazily scrunched up in confusion with a hint of anger.

"You good, man?" a smile creeped it's way up to the corners of my lips.

Rick mumbled, putting no effort into rolling over but still managing to do so. He buried his face into my stomach which was sticky from his half hearted yet carefree actions.

I had no idea what he was on but it was definitely different, and honestly I kind of enjoyed him like this. Well, more than I usually did.

"You're face is gonna stick to me, idiot," my hand subconsciously moved to his hair and started untangling it with gentle care, as if he were a small puppy.

He said something but I couldn't understand it with his face still against my skin. I could tell he wasn't going to move any time soon so I let him be and continued watching whatever peeked my interest.

By the time he fell asleep I was ready to pass out myself.

I lifted his head, careful not to wake him, and slid out from under him. Our skin made a noise like wet skin stuck to leather when it parted which made me scrunch up my face in disgust.

Too tired to do much more, I smiled and leaned down to gently kiss Rick's head, "Night, dude."