Squirrelflight-Alderheart, I think I have Greencough.
Alderheart-I'll give you some catmint mother.
*He smiles evilly at Bramblestar*
*Squirrelflight eats catmint*
Squirrelflight-AHH I LIVE WITH HOLLYLEAF IN MY APARTMENT AND IM A FISH AND I LIVE IN A RIVER!
Bramblestar-And that's what you get for not liking my bro.
Alderheart-Bye my fish mother!
*Squirrelflight gets out of the river, clearly annoyed*
Squirrelflight-Why did you give me the RAINBOW CATMINT??
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FanfictionOk so I think SquirrelFlight has the hardest head in all of the clans... combined. So I hope you guys like these and please do not use these ideas on SquirrelFlight bc she may get very mad! PLEASE DONT-LightningFoot Maylee-You are determined if you...
