Jayfeather: Squirrelflight can I have some pizza?
Squirrelflight: Sure hold on a s-.... WHAT IS PIZZA?
Cloutail: It's two leg food
Squirrelflight: OMSC NO I HATE TWO LEGS AND KITTY PETS
Cloudtail....
Squirrelflight: Uhhh no offense
Cloudtail: You do realize that Firestar was a kittypet... right?
Squirrelflight: OMSC *dies*
Jaybae: Cloudtail can I has pizza?
Cloudtail: Yes child you can!
Jayfeather: YAAAAYYY WE CAN GO TO CHUCK E CHEZ
Cloudtail: Yessss
And they Went to Chuck e chezzzzez and live happily ever after
THE END
All the kits in ThunderClan: YAYYYY PIZZA
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FanfictionOk so I think SquirrelFlight has the hardest head in all of the clans... combined. So I hope you guys like these and please do not use these ideas on SquirrelFlight bc she may get very mad! PLEASE DONT-LightningFoot Maylee-You are determined if you...
