Nick:(pulls up to a hotel on his motorcycle sees paparazzi surrounding a girl figures its her walks up to protect her) OFF THE STAR OFF THE STAR
Selena (G): Well hello do I know you?(smiles)
Nick:(sighs) Sorry wrong Ex-Disney star(walks inside walks to the desk) I am here for Cyrus
Clerk:(looks at him) Name and(looks him up and down) profession(rolls her eyes)
Miley:(walks down in a pair of short shorts and a crop top with her blonde pixie cut in a sort of ponytail) He is the bodyguard
Clerk: Whatever(looks at her watch) I am going on break(walks off)
Nick: Hello Cyrus I am Nick Jonas and I am not your body guard
Miley: You are protecting me from shit so you kind of are Follow me to my room(snaps her fingers and a man takes Nick's bags)
Nick: Oh F*cking great(sighs Thinks)
Nicks POV:
She attacted as though she was some spoiled brat and that she was boss. I looked at her hips and the way they moved. I knew she was this way to "tease" me, but she was not my type. I liked the ones like Selena Gomez, UGH that girl. I followed her to her room to see a suit nicer than any room I had been in my entire life. She laughed at my aw. I am sorry pop slut I am not used to this .
Miley's POV:
He snapped at me a bunch and I noticed him watching my hips. It did not bother me because I was used to it by now. I think he thought I was a snob, but I just had to act like I was in control. I have been in Hollywood sense like 2006 and so I know the ropes. He does not get me so he can shove it.
I brought him to his section of the room we were apparently permanent residents of until they found that stupid bad guy. I had to work on my knew album and other stuff, but I was not aloud to sleep in my own bed. I was a loud to bring my dogs with me though so I was sort of happy. They ran to me as I walked in and jumped all over me.
-NORMAL POV-
Miley:(looks at Nick who is surprised) Uhm what?
Nick: Those dogs seems to really like you(sits down on the bed)
Dogs:(jumps on the bed next to him)
Miley:(smiles) yeah those are my babies they keep me sane through all this(laughs) well them and my sister
Nick:(nods) Yeah they are sweet(kisses one on the head) So uhm what do we do now?
Miley: I change and we hit the recording studio
Nick:(stands up) thats Not safe
Miley: It was their instructions to go on acting like I am just here to record new music to throw the stupid mafia men off. I must act like I do not suspect a thing and you are just my new "body" guard so that things seem normal
Nick: Wow did your security come up with this plan
Miley: Nope me(walks to go change)
Nick:(surprised by how smart she is) Is there water here?
Miley: In the fridge in the kitchnette and no its not Room Service water or those expensive shit I might be a multi- millaniore but I still watch funds(changes in her side of the room with the door shut)
Nick:(walks from his room on the right side of the suit to the kitchen sighs)
Miley:(shakes her hair brushes it and walks out in a pair of shorts a tank and heels) I am ready
Nick: Wow thats your studio outift so classy(rolls his eyes)
Miley: Shut up and do not judge me
Nick: How can I not? You live up to what everybody says?
Miley: Oh and what is that?
Nick: You are a slut(smirks)
Miley:(throws him across the room)
Nick:(surprised) What the-
Miley: You forget I learned three kinds of martial arts to star in my movie So Undercover(smirks and walks towards the door) You coming?
Nick:(stands up growls) Whatever
Miley:(walks out runs into Selena) Selena
Selena:(smiles) Miley
Miley: Lets not pretend we both know we hate each other and we have to stay in the same hotel until we finish our albums so lets do what we can to stay away from each other
Selena: Sounds good to me(smiles at Nick) Hi handsome
Miley: You two know each other?
Selena: Yeah he went out defending me against the paps it was so heroic
Miley: Because he thought it was me he is my new body guard
Selena: Well he is a cutie hold on to him I might steal him(winks and walks to her room)
Nick: I might get some ass when I am here(smirks) Great(follows Miley)
Miley: PIG(walks to the elevator)
Nick:(mimics her doing her strut) PIG(laughs to himself) I kill myself
Miley: Loser
Nick: Slut
Miley:(about to hit him)
Nick: I mean(flinches)
Miley:(smiles) good boy
Nick:(coughs) Whore(coughs)
Miley: Asshole(hears the elevator ding on two floors below)
Teen Girl:(walks in not noticing the people behind singing) BANGERZ BANGERZ ALL THE WAY BACK WITH A TREE ON MY LAP
Nick:(taps her shoulder) What are you singing?
TG: HELLO ONLY THE BEST SINGER EVER MILEY CYRUS
Nick: Have you ever wanted to meet her?(smirks)
Miley:(chuckles to herself)
TG: YEAH I love her I know every lyric and I even went as her for Halloween(smiles)
Miley:(clears her throat)
TG:(SCREAMS) MILEY
Miley: Hey sweetie
TG:(hugs her) Can I have your autograph?
Miley:(signs her notebook which has pics of Miley all over giggles sees elevator stop at Lobby) You have a great day
TG: Can I take a pic? My friends who also love you will never believe this, I was dragged her by my mom for a business trip and they mocked me so this will rock
MIley: Sure my body guard will take that right Nick?
Nick:(groans) Sure(takes the pic)
TG: CAN WE DO THE TONGUE THING?
Miley: Hmm(thinks: THats not appropriate) I have to go but maybe if we run into each other again
TG: OK(screams running off calling her friends)
Nick: Your good with fans and animals how shocking Hollywood's hoe is good with kids and animals
Miley: Fuck you(walks to her car outside with Nick)
