U walks past yo dorm's halls and to ur destination:
Ur room.
Wow how fukin surprising.
You share a room with ur best friend,
Ur pet turtle, he's rlly hot, u named him Sparklefuck. Actually, u didn't name it that, ur little sister Fukin named it that and it pissed u the sht off, like come on, u where getting into a VERY sexual relationship (not beastality cuz this is Zootopia AU, plus I don't give a fuk about my spelling mistakes)
The turtle is tall, w/ a big chest/flat chest whatever ur into, the sexily curves into hor big hips/tiny hips, whatever ur into, and it skinny in a sexy way, unlike those bulemics, guys stop, or its fat and flabby, whatever ur into.
Very hot
U wak into the room
U: hey bebeh
Turtle: ohhh... Y/N, you're back~ *spreads our legs like Maria Reynolds*
U: hot
Turtle: yeah bb
U: wanna smash potatoes
Turtl: k
YOU ARE READING
I Smashed ur turtle
Romanceturtle x John Laurens Turtle x Truml Turtle x reader, Turtle x teen titans Turtle x whatever tf u want kids The series of hot turtle stuff Ye know Requests open I smashed ur turtle kids I forgot my pass to my other account by the way "Very hot, 5...