Turtle X Reader/ part one

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U walks past yo dorm's halls and to ur destination:

Ur room.

Wow how fukin surprising.

You share a room with ur best friend,

Ur pet turtle, he's rlly hot, u named him Sparklefuck. Actually, u didn't name it that, ur little sister Fukin named it that and it pissed u the sht off, like come on, u where getting into a VERY sexual relationship (not beastality cuz this is Zootopia AU, plus I don't give a fuk about my spelling mistakes)

The turtle is tall, w/ a big chest/flat chest whatever ur into, the sexily curves into hor big hips/tiny hips, whatever ur into, and it skinny in a sexy way, unlike those bulemics, guys stop, or its fat and flabby, whatever ur into.

Very hot

U wak into the room

U: hey bebeh

Turtle: ohhh... Y/N, you're back~ *spreads our legs like Maria Reynolds*

U: hot

Turtle: yeah bb

U: wanna smash potatoes

Turtl: k

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