My Monologues

Dear Peter

Dear Peter, I wanted to tell you something and it may sound crazy although you probably think I am crazy no not crazy, insane but I did accidentally trip you and started laughing in class for no reason and then there was that time I fake fainted and it backfired I just wanted you to catch me! Well anyways I am getting off topic I like you like really like you. What do you think? I know I know it's horrible!!! Delete Delete Delete!!! Dear Peter, you have been an amazing friend to me, remember when I fainted and you almost caught me? Or the time that you started laughing with me while we were in class? Wait... that didn't happen. Delete Delete! Dear Peter, You probably think I'm crazy but I am, please like me back. Wait that sounds dumb. Hey Peter, I like you! Ok that should be ok! Send... no I can't do it. CRAP I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE BUTTON!!! What am I going to do? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!?!? Wait, he is texting back. He said ok, want to be friends, by the way who is this!?!? What!? He doesn't know who I am and he doesn't get what I mean by I like him. Peter, this is Hannah, the girl in your history class, and I mean that I LIKE you. All he said was ok??? OH HE IS TYPING AGAIN!!! Do you think he likes me back!?!? Probably not. HE SAID SOMETHING ELSE!!! He told me that we can start off as friends and see where it goes and that he likes me too!!! EEEEEEEEE!!!! Where are you going cocoa!? COCOA GET YOUR TAIL BACK HERE YOUR MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CAT!!!