"Get your fucks straight."

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"DANIEL! Practice starts in an hour! Where the f-"

"HOLY SHIZBALLS, REALLY? I'm late, damnit!"

"...You're not Daniel."

"..."

"..."

"No. I'm not. I'm pretty sure my mom popped me out of her tum-tum as a girl. Also, I'm sure I didn't have a surgery attaching a-"

"DONT FINISH THAT. Who are you and what the fuck did you do to Daniel?"

"Well exc-u-se me, Mr. I don't even know who this Daniel character is. So get your fucks straight before pointing fingers."

"Look, I'm so-"

-call ended-

"-rry. Damnit, there you are Daniel!"

"What's got your thong in a twist Jack?"

"Nothing. Urgh. Just get your ass up the stage, would you?"

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