SEVENTEEN TAGALOG KALOKOHAN JOKES AND MEMES

📱seventeen kapag may sinesearch sa phone📲

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Dino

Dino:(kinuha ang phone)(may sinearch)

Search:pano magmukhang baby?

Smarparenting.com

Kumuha ng baby bottle umakto na pang baby,magpacute at suutin ang damit mo nung baby ka pa

Smartquestion.com

Ang tanda mo na nagpapababy ka pa

Dino:ang sama nung pangalawa mas prefer ko yung una(tinago phone)(kumuha ng baby bottle)(sinuot ang maliit nyang damit nung baby pa kaya napunit)

Eomma:dino nasa-OMG ANONG GINAGAWA MO?(nagulat)

Dino:(nagpacute)eomma~guto ko dede~(pout)

Eomma:jusko dino!(nahimatay)
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Vernon

Vernon:ano kaya pwedeng isearch?(nagsesearch sa phone)

Search:how to kiss someone you love

Relasyon.com

Simple lang ilagay mo labi mo sakanya kung pabebe sya edi wag. ayaw nya pala eh sapakin ko pa sya eh

Vernon:what the fuck?(natulala)
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Seungkwan

Seungkwan:(may sinesearch sa phone)

Search:how to be a diva

Beautylife.com

Become a sassy version of yourself, You have to take some pride and show your personality. But remember to be polite to others Don't talk back to your teacher or parents.If you have sass when you walk down the hall at school or some place public everyone should be looking at you.

Seungkwan:(walang naintindihan)(na nosebleed)
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Minghao

Minghao:(may sinesearch)

Search:pano sumaya

Happylife.com

Do something that you like. example reading books,shopping or bond with your friends,having fun with your pet or read something funny that might cure your depression.

Minghao:ginagago ba ko neto tagalog ang sinearch ko English ang sinagot aba makakasapak ako ng wala sa oras!!!(gigil sya)
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Seokmin

Seokmin:(kinuha ang phone)(may tinype)

Search:hi:)

Your search-hi:)-did not match any documents

•try different keywords

Seokmin:(kumunot noo)wala akong naintindihan nakikipag hi lang ang haba haba ng tinype eninglish pa ko bahala sya kung ayaw nya saken ayaw ko rin sakanya!!!(binagsak phone)
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Mingyu

Mingyu:anong pwedeng lutuin ngayon?(may sinearch sa phone)

Search:masarap na lutuin

Result:

Caldereta
Adobo
Menudo
Kare-kare
Afritada
Paksiw
Pritong bangus

Mingyu:(naglaway)PERFECT TOH PARA MAMAYA WOH!!!(sumayaw)
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Wonwoo

Wonwoo:(pokerface)(kinuha ang phone)(may sinearch)

Search:paano mag move on

Pagibignganaman.com