"She's already in there. What do you mean?"
"Yeah but, life will be wetter with it in it!"
"Is someone burning on the ceiling again?"
"I have latex in my pocket."
"I am just going to awkwardly touch it in the corner."
"The flame became enlarged."
"Do you want a finger condom?"
"They can come out of anywhere."
"Of course I'm upset, my wife divorced me and is now dating my son!"
"Just because I suck so much."
"I have a scar in my legs from him."
"I have a fear of my asshole."
"She is being probed and not in a good way."
"Stop rubbing yourself."
"I'm not groping myself!"
"Bringing back that goodie."
"The only threesome I have are with J**** and my wife."
"What a hottie mc thottie."
"What pemale is it?"
"I want to get in your crotch."
"Do you want to be a part of my harem?"
"At least I'm not 67 protons!"
"Yay! My wife wants to use me as a rebound after breaking up with our now dead son!"
"How much is a prostitute?"
"I wanna open my Chromebook and see bokunopico.com on there."
"There's puss coming out of you, and not the good kind."
"Wait if your eating the body of Jesus when you eat bread, then are you eating his dick?"
"She got them pepperoni nips."
"She's an accidental slut."
"I would pay to watch children die."
"If I am going to make a dog tag it's going to have your name on it."
"A giant blowjob you borrowed?"
"Lick it off the table."
"I'm getting high off of your gay fumes."
"I have legs, just go between them."
"This ain't a romcom it's pedophilia."
"He called me cute! Call the loli police!"
"They're throwing all the gays on and island? Oh I'll come. And I'll cum too!"
"Now I can read hentai in public without fear."
"Don't slap me with your meat!"
"MX. E*** PLEASE FORGIVE US FOR HURTING YOUR VIRGINITY!"
"I FINNA KAHOOT MYSELF RN TO SUCC HIS DICK!"
"I've been flirting with her for three years now and she still thinks it's a joke. If that's not lesbian energy I don't know what is!"
"It's not boobs on my chest I was just kicked in the nuts so hard that my ball sack went to my chest."
"No one wants to fuck with saggy boobs."
"Thanks, I cover my insecurities with humor hA."
"I have to carry Satan's 69 inch cock because it cannot support itself."
"I'd like to ride you like I ride the waves."
