"May you chug a fricking weenier."
"White like all my wives."
"You have white stuff on your crotch, and not the good kind."
"I'm not here to fuck spiders."
"They're not mini dicks!"
"My dog just gave me AIDS."
"Satan's Hot!!"
"What period is it? The female one."
"Girls spread your legs to make an area."
"The best part of waking up is cocaine in your cup~"
"You can't spell happiness without penis.'
"You can't spell subtext without buttsex."
"Daves hot!!"
"I know when to come on so..."
"It brings you home and fills you up."
"There was a gasp like oh my God, my dad just found my porn."
"I have like twenty forks in there."
"You pierce through his firm body."
"I love the toes. I want to caress peoples faces with those toes."
"I'm going to open my belly."
"I like touching myself."
"I hate you, shut up, just go to sleep and let me watch my hentai in peace!"
"I thought an incubus was the thing you put eggs in to help them hatch."
"Not my virgin eyes."
"Don't females have sperm too?"
"Didn't Hitler start 9'11?"
"Chick plus chick equals two chicks."
"I am in the third trimester now which means that I can get pregnant at any time."
"Hit me harder. Hit me harder daddy!"
"Are you trash? Cuz I'd love to take you out."
"You wanna know what sucks? A va-cum."
"The really long one!"
"It's always the long ones, I'm telling you!"
"Give me your cummies, daddy!"
"I'm gonna rape you."
"O-ooh ye dandy harder I want a baby!"
"Crack, reset, penetrate, repeat."
"Pajeet get the Nukes."
"Titus get the crucfix."
"Why do you like to stick in?"
"I'm gonna come back there with a wooden spoon!"
"Don't you pee out of your vagina?"
"They're swimming in something that's not water."
"What hurt you? This dick!"
"Dumbledore moans a lot."
"HE SNORTED SMARTIES!"
"Are you a Smarties junky now?"
"Height doesn't matter when you're on your back."
"If you're a hand model does that mean you have a handjob?"
"If you blow up balloons for a living do you have a blowjob ?"
"Oh I'm not hot at all." (From across the room) "No! You make me horny too!"
"I'mma kahoot myself."
"Hentai heaven is the only heaven I was able to go to."
"I'm hot, single and ready for my clit to tingle."
"Wanna play go fish for her virginity?"
"Oh he's being that hot character? That's ironic if you ask me."
"My god if someone doesn't make Ponyboy gay in their 10 years later essays I'm gonna give everyone a F. If Jonny lived somethings would have happened I promise you!"
"Now my petis is in your clitis!"
