I met girl. She was nice. She took me to her house. We went to bathroom to do the spanky wanky. She gripped my buttocks and through me to the shower. She turned on the shower and began rubbing my soaked shirt with SOAP. *wink wink*
I could not get on so I pushed the slut away. She said "do you not want my soapy pee pee" and I said "I need boner" she said "oh turn you on? How?"
"That sink!" i exclaimed with excitement, "shove up my blowhole"
*dolphin screech*
She ripped the sink off the wall with her amazing buff ness and shoved it up my blowhole.
*DOLLLPPPHHHIIINN SCCRREEECHCHHCHCHC*
Then I got sink poisoning and died.
Rip.
The end.
