There's nothing better than the feeling of roaches crawling on your stomach. The way their little feet feel as they scatter across your flesh is amazing. It's a sensation that you simply cannot resist. If I could pluck off their tiny legs and make it into a brush to stroke myself with, I would. However, that would be cruel and inhumane and I would not like to hurt a roach.
The downside of having roaches to tickle my bum bum when I need satisfaction is that they eat all my shit. Like seriously I need food. Stop.
But one day, I hadn't seen a whole in my bread package. It was torn open and I had no clue. Turns out one of the roaches were eating my BREAD. Yes, MY BREAD. THAT STUPID HOE.
So then I got roach poisoning and died.
Rip.
The end.
