There's no such thing as a "happy ending" (tomtord)

Chapter 1

(a/n: ok so yes this was rewritten so-- yea-)

Tom's p.o.v

"FUCK YOU COMMIE" I yelled in pure rage, holding my harpoon to his neck.

"OH TRY ME JAHOVA" The taller male yelled rolling his eyes in disgust. He had his gun up to my head. I knew he could kill me if he wanted to.

Edd must after heard. Who wouldn't we're yelling at each other. Edd pretty much ran down the stairs. "WHAT R U GUYS FIGHTING ABOUT THIS TIME!" he yelled out to get up to quiet down.

Tord and I looked at Edd then back at each other.

"HE BROKE MY LAST BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF" I yelled not moving my harpoon from his neck.

Tord got all offended. I could tell by the look on his face.

"HE TRIED TO BURN MY HENTAI" He yelled looking at Edd then me. I had to think back three the entire day.

"BITCH WHEN" I yelled looking at him. My grip on my harpoon became stronger. Edd walked over and grabbed Tord's gun then my harpoon.

"u two need to learn to be better friends" Edd said looking at

I looked at Edd wide eyed. He's joking there's no way in hell me and that commie are ever gonna be friends.. Again..

"BUT EDD!!!" I wined looking at him

"no whining Thomas" Edd said. I was taken back by this.. No one ever really calls me Thomas unless I'm in serious trouble which I'm most likely in now.

Edd grabbed all Tord's 2 favorite things then my harpoons. 

I sighed and flopped into the couch. . I flipped through the channels and watch something about the rainforest. Soon I watched Tord from the corner of my eye sit next to me . He looks at me. I tried to ignore him. Until he started poking my arm. I moved my head to look at him

"what do u want commie?" I asked him annoyed

"Edd told me to make friends with you" he said with a shrug

God I hate that stupid Norwegian accent of his. I looked back at the tv and I heard him sigh. I didn't looked at him.

Tord's p.o.v

I had sat by tom on the couch and we had some very small talk. Until he yawned I looked at him he looked back.

"you tired much"

He was going to argue but he didn't say anything and put his head in his hands. He yawned again and walked to his room and most likely went to sleep so I went to my room cause I was bored. Eventually, I fell asleep.

(a/n: FINALLY FUCKING DONE ANYWAY! Sorry it took so long I had personal shit and other things to do so yey-)