Maybe Dreams do Come True

Christmas?

STILL KARKAT POV.

You wake up the next morning to the sound of your trollian ringing. You thought you closed that... Who the fuck is it now?

"Hey Karkat!"

"WHAT THE FUCK JOHN IT'S EIGHT IN THE MORNING"

"Yeah I know!"

"WELL WHAT THE ASSWIPING FUCK DID YOU WRITE ME FOR"

"I just wanted to know if you're celebrating Christmas!"

"CHRISTMAS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"

"Oh right. Trolls have a different culture than humans."

"NO SHIT"

"Christmas is a time when you gather with your friends and family."

"UH-HUH."

"You give presents from under a tree"

"A TREE."

"Yeah! A six foot tall tree in which you decorate with ornaments and special streamers!"

"SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A HOLIDAY IN WHICH YOU GIVE PRESENTS TO YOUR SO CALLED 'FRIENDS' THAT COME FROM UNDER A SHITTY DECORATED TREE."

"Well they don't come from the tree. You have to put the gifts under it."

"SO I HAVE TO ACTUALLY GIVE SOMETHING MEANINGFUL TO THE PEOPLE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT"

"If by that you mean 'friends' then yes!"

"*DO* TELL ME MORE."

You really don't give a shit.

"There's also something called mistletoe that if two people stand under it, they have to kiss!"

That got your attention.

"WHAT IF THEY HATE EACH OTHER"

"They still need to kiss!"

"..."

"Uh Karkat? You okay?"

"TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS CHRISTMAS"

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NEPETA POV.

You have just come back from your breakfast hunting. Quite a good catch too! You wipe the blood off your fingers and mouth with a piece of cloth and hear a familiar ring. Karkat was trolling you. You immediately go to your computer and answer joyfully.

"HEY NEPETA"

":33< Good morning, Karkitty!"

"JEGUS CHRIST CAN YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT"

":33< H33 h33 sorry! So what's up?"

"THE JOHN-HUMAN TOLD ME ABOUT THIS HOLIDAY THEY CELEBRATE AND I SAY WE DO IT"

":33< Well, What's it called?"

"CHRISTMAS"

":33< Ooh! Sounds magical!"

"IT'S NOT"

:33< Oh. Well what's it about?" You ask adjusting yourself.

-One explanation later-

"I ALREADY TOLD SOLLUX AND GAMZEE ABOUT IT. GAMZEE WAS OKAY AS ALWAYS AND IT WAS KIND OF HARD CONVINCING THE FUCKING BIPOLAR ONE. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON TEREZI"

You laugh, ":33< So you want me to continue spreading the word?"

"YEP"

":33< Okay! I'll get right on it!"

You close your conversation with Karkat and open one for Equius.

":33< Hey Equius! Guess what Karkitty told me!"

"D--> Nepeta. I thought I made it clear not to talk to the low bl00d."

":33< I know what you said, but this is impurrtant!"

You explain to Equius what Karkat told you. He wasn't too thrilled at first but after a little begging he decided give it a try. You cheerfully close your conversation and open one with Tavros, who had already heard the news from Gamzee. Perfect! The news is spreading along fast! But you feel as if you forgot someone... Someone that probably nobody would bother telling.

You glance at your shipping wall for clues. Equius is probably telling Aradia the news, Tavros probably told Vriska, Vriska to Kanaya, Kanaya back to Karkat who told Sollux, Sollux to Feferi, Feferi to... ???

Then it hits you. Eridan! Everybody wouldn't even bother asking him! Bot even Feferi, who knows him better than anyone! You open a conversation with Eridan. You might as well be the one to invite him.

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Bluh

This is probably ANOTHER short chapter...

AW: MAKE LONGER CHAPTERS WOMAN!

FM: **I'm TRYING!**

Anywho, hope you liked! ^u^