Ok so I slip into bed after a long and exhausting day. While laying down in my comfort beb, I could think of only one thing: wanking. So, I slide my hand into my pants yeah? And I'm about to hit slime time until my best friend sends me a message telling me about how she wants to write a fucking Wattpad story. The stiffy in my pants fades as a tear rolls down my cheek. I respond to her nonchalantly about my masturbation, and text a groupchat of my closest piers. My friend of course, is in that groupchat. She angrily texts me saying I shouldn't talk to my classmates while trying to make baby gravy erupt from my member. I then explain to her I wasn't masturbating at all ohohohohoho get pranked ugly bitch.
