Creepypasta Q&A (Ended)

Q&A with the pastas Part 4: Levi shows up

Hoodie: Hey guys its Hoodie today we have a special guest.....Levi from Aot

Levi: tch hey brats

Hoodie: So lets get started first question goes to Jeff. Jeff do u have a crush on anyone if so who

Jeff: *face turns blood red* I.....I Uhhh....ugh fuck it...Jane you know how a few years ago when I tied you to a chair and burned you alive.....

Jane: YEAH AND I HATE U FOR THAT NOW LOOK WHAT I HAVE TO WEAR

Jeff:Look I'm sorry ok I just wanted to make u look....like me so that I could date you

Jane: J-Jeff I.....I felt the same way but......You...you burned me

Jeff: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DAMMIT......jeez *face is still blood red*

Jane: *runs over to Jeff and gives him a quick peck on the lips*

Jeff: 0-0 *grabs Jane's hand*
Why dont we go over here and discuss this privately 😏😏😏

Hoodie:😑😑😑😑😓😓😓😓 * inhales deeply* *screams at top of lungs* well now that that's outta my system next question is for Toby

Toby: OHHHHH GOOOOD WHYYYYYYYYYY

Hoodie: The question was whats your favorite color?

Toby: Oh that's easy its White

Hoodie: And why's tha-

Toby: BECAUSE IM A LITTLE TEA POT SHORT AND STOUT HERES MY HANDLE AND HERES MY SPOUT WHEN I GET ALL STEAMED UP HERE ME SHOUT TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT
(*most tea pots are white*)

Hoodie: Ummmm.....ok then,next question is for Levi

Levi: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hoodie: Uhhh...Levi....Levi....LEVI

Levi: AHHHHH *falls back in chair*

*everyone but Levi starts laughing*

Hoodie: Anyway Levi your question is Do have any people on your life *cough* * whispers under breath Eren* that you are in a relationship with

Levi: What kind of question is that.....ugh fine yes I'm in a relationship with.....MYSELF💯

Hoodie: Alrighty then, next question is for offenderman
Why are you so lusty?

Offenderman: Because its just my human nature and the way I deal with naughty victims

Hoodie: Thank you for your time you can leave now BYE

*ring ring*

Hoodie: There goes the bell time for truth or dare

Sally:YAAAAAAY

Hoodie: Ok Slendy Truth or dare

Slenderman: Dare 💯💯💯💯💯

Hoodie: I dare you to not give Sally candy for 1 whole month

Slenderman: Deal

Sally: NOOOOOOOOOO

Slenderman: YESSSSSSS

Slenderman: Uhhhhhh......Levi truth or dare

Levi: Tru-... No...... Dare💯💯💯

Slenderman: Ok I dare you to slap horse face

Levi: Whateves sure *Runs over to Jean and slaps the SHIT out of him*

Jean: OWWWW YOU MOTHERFU-

Levi: Motherfucker.......me......your captain

Jean: Uh....MY APOLOGIZES SIR

Levi: That's what I thought *kicks Jean in his groin*

Jean: * turns super blood red then collapses on the floor*

Hoodie: Well ok then that's it for this episode be sure to join us next time bye my hoodie squad see you next time