Q&A with the pastas: Part 9 Hoodie saves Toby

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Hoodie: Hey guys Hoodie here and we're finally gonna be able to do our Q&A without any interruptions and Toby wont be here to scream like an obnoxious little bitch....So without further ado lets get started. The first question goes t-

Toby: *screaming like a little bitch*AAAAAAAEEEEHHHHHHH
HEEEEEELLLLLP..... *comes running from the direction where offenderman's room is*

Offenderman: Tooooobyyyyy I'm not done with you yet *licks his lips* (A/N: HAHA did I just say lips dis boi got no damn face 😂😂)

Toby: Hoodie please help I'm sorry I really am I didn't mean to be total ass last time but you gotta help me please 😫🙏🙏

Hoodie: *looks at camera* What do you think I should do guys comment down below.... Let's try and get this video to at least 💯 likes that would be great(A/N:Hoodie dat sheeet never flipping works....)

Toby: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR PEOPLE IN THE COMMENTS TO TELL YOU IF YOU SHOULD HELP ME OR NOT

Hoodie: Correction sir, you don't have time *points behind Toby*

Toby: *turns slowly even though he already knows who there*
(A/N: Toby is so freaking dramatic)

Offenderman: Hello.... Tobias
(A/N: Nevermind the award for most dramatic Cp in the mansion goes to.. (*insert drum roll here*)
OFFENDERMAAAANNNNNNN

Toby: *VERY HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Slenderman: WHO THE HELL IS SCREAMING?!?!

Jeff: You are

Slenderman: *Back hands Jeff across the face* shut.... up

Jeff:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Offenderman: Oh hello dearest Brother I was just about to take Toby here to get his punishment for being disruptive last episode and whining like the little bitch he is

Toby: *looks over at Hoodie* You paid him to say that didn't you

Hoodie: Yup *hands offendy $20*

Toby: Damn...

Slenderman; Alright whatever you rapist, just make sure he's not screaming for mercy to loud

Offenderman: As you wish Brother
*wraps tentacle around Toby's leg and drags him down the hall*

Toby: NOOOOO SLENDY PLEASE HEEELLLLLPP PLEASE NO HELP ME PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE I-*Toby's mouth gets covered by offenderman's tentacle*

Offenderman:Be quiet now child

Toby: *starts to cry* (A/N: Awww even tho I wrote dis I still feel bad)

Hoodie: Wait....Let him go

Offenderman: What? I thought you wanted him to be punished for being a total idiot and disrupting you

Hoodie: Yeah I know i might have said that but....he's-he's still my (A/N: Why da hell is everyone so fuvking dramatic....and yes fuvking is spelled that way becase IT IS OK "Dill" wit it😏😏😏 puns my duuuude)

Offenderman: Your what!?!

Hoodie: My Friend.....My brother

Masky: Bro what!?!

Hoodie: Not for real....your my real brother you know dat

Masky: Ok cool but yeah he's my  brother too *masky stands tall as if he's proud of himself *

Hoodie: -_- Anyway just let him go and go be a rapist somewhere else

Offenderman: Aight.....(A/N yea thats spelled wrong on purpose)

Hoodie: Ok well the first question goes to Toby, How does it feel to be saved from rape?

Toby: Amazing, Thank you Hoodie I owe you one

Hoodie: Yes the hell you do, the next question is for Masky, Why you...why you bully me?

Masky: -_- TF!?!?

Hoodie: hA hA anyway the actual question for you Masky is Do you have a girlfriend?

Masky: No....I don't

Hoodie:Damn I actually thought you had one myself and that you were just trying to keep it secret so I don't leak it to all of our lovely viewers

Masky: I know that, thats why i don't have a girlfriend

Hoodie: Damn.....We got a Lone Wolf in da mansion

Masky: What? No we have a wolf pack see watch *Howls like a wolf*

Sally:*howls back*
Ben:*howls back*
Ej:*howls back*
Laughing Jack:*howls back*
Slenderman:*howls back*
Trenderman:*howls back*
Toby:*howls back*
Lulu:*howls back*
Jeff:*howls back*
Lazary:*howls back*

Masky: See?

Hoodie: HOLY SHIT WE GOT A WOLF PACK can i please be part of it?

Masky: Sure

Hoodie: YESSSSS....IM PART OF THE WOL PACK BEEEEEECHHH (A/N Hoodie is killing me rn😂😂😂)

Hoodie: Next question is for Jeff, Does your face still hurt after getting backhanded by Slendy?

Jeff: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....yes

Hoodie: I mean all I can say about that is you were trying to be a smart ass and you got slapped, next question is for Jane...well its a riddle what drys but gets wet at the same time?

Jane: Easy, A towel

Hoodie: Good job you got it right here's a sticker *puts a "GOOD JOB 👍🏻" sticker on Jane's forehead*

Jane: -_-..........BOI 👏🏼

Hoodie: What I thought you weren't gonna be able to figure it out

Jane: YOU SAYIN' IM STUPID*starts running after Hoodie*

Hoodie: NO NO NO IM NOT *Runs for dear life*

——————10 minutes later——————

*Hoodie comes back with a red hand mark across his face* (A/N: When I mean red I mean RED she slapped him so hard she could've sent him to Mars and back😂😂)

Hoodie:I think thats it for this episode ox Q&A with the pastas be sure to join us next time for more Q&A I'm your host Hoodie and have a good one love you all and Bye bye 👋🏼
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(A/N: Hey guys sorry I haven't been able to update lately I'm a really forgetful person sorry 😂😂 soooo you guys, i wanted to do this for a little while now, Im goin to do a face reveal in the next episode at the end so and Im also going to make a fake name for myself just for security purposes, i know you all are probably thinking "Wtf you mean "security purposes" your doing a face reveal....BOI👏🏼"
I just don't want people in the comments to give out my name so my fake name is Mei and I'll be signing off as Mei soooo, I hope you guys enjoyed this episode and I love you all have a great day/night
Love you guys 😘,
Mei💙

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