Spaz
A test that uses a Systematic approach to the real world and forces the Testers to come face to face with their fears through multiple means ie. genjutsu, seals, sensory overload, sensory deprivation, survival, scavenging, pranking, raids, Bears, Tigers, Lions, Dogs, and demonic laughter.
It has been a few months since team 7, 8, and 10 passed the Spaz test. Right now Naruto and his team was walking into the hokage office to get a real mission. "So who wants to kill people?" Naruto said.
"We will be getting C rank." Kakashi said. "There should only be minor criminal activity."
"But with our luck it will turn into a rebellion or something." Sasuke said as he put an arm around Sakura.
Naruto smirked as he saw Rock Lee walk by Rock was in a black suit of Anbu armor combined with black Samurai armour his Kunai and Shuriken pouches sat on his chest a Katana sat on his back with a bow and quiver, a Katana and Wakazashi sat on his waist, a black half mask sat on his face his forehead protector was now on his head. "Hey Kakashi Anko's back so you can have her move in." Naruto said.
"Oh Hiroko will hate us now." Kakashi said as Naruto laughed as he kicked in the door to the Hokage's office in.
In the office was a blonde woman dressed in a green Shirt and a grey blouse. "Damn brat." The woman said. "Needs to learn Respect."
"Who's the old bat?" Naruto said. His team was staring at him in shock.
"That's Lady Tsunade, Naruto." Sakura said she had gotten quite.
"So why is she here Sakura?" Naruto said.
"Impossible." Tsunade said. "No he can't be Naruto."
"What do you mean?" Hiruzen said.
"I buried him already." Tsunade said shakily. "I buried both my stepdaughter and grandson the month after the Kyuubi attack now your telling me he has been alive all this time!?"
"Wait what!?" Naruto yelled angrily. "Fucking Bullshit!!"
"What's Bullshit?" Tsunade snapped at Naruto before grabbing his collar.
"Stop it!" Sakura yelled before Naruto could punch Tsunade's lights out.
Tsunade huffed and let Naruto go. Naruto Growled as he glared at Tsunade. Team 8 walked in grumbling a out D ranks. "Well good both teams can take the client back home then." Hiruzen said. "Bring him in."
Anbu brought in a man with a bag on his back, a bottle of booze in his hand, and he reeked of booze. "Eh Runts?" Tazuna said.
"He is your Client his name is Tazuna." Hiruzen said.
"A duck ass, a pink little fan girl, a silver haired Emo looking mother fucker, his Purple haired GirlToy, a Chad looking Motherfucker, and Glasses." Tazuna said Naruto brought out Kogitsunemaru.
"Don't kill a client." Kakashi said.
"Fine." Naruto spat.
"Meet by the gate in two hours." Kakashi said.
"Okay." They all said. Naruto checked his storage seals.
"I'm good." Naruto said. "So are you Hinata."
"Ok I love you babe." Hinata said as she kissed Naruto's cheek
"Love you too Babe." Naruto said.
"Fucking bastard." Kiba said.
"Don't he could kill you." Shino said as the rest of the squad went to get their stuff.
Kiba scoffed as Naruto and Hinata left to go tell the others that they have a mission. Kiba, Shino, Sasuke and Sakura left to get their shit. 2 hours later they walked up to a Naruto clone making out with Ino, and a Naruto clone making out with Tenten. "Naruto quit Flexing your making Kiba Jealous." Sasuke said as he pulled Sakura closer to him
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