Equestria's Killer

Chapter 6: The Trip

Author's Note: WARNING! Get ready for the ride.

          Weed Blower knew it was going to be a loooong train ride to Las Pegasus, he was definitely in for yet another boring event in his life. He made his way to one of the seats in the back next to a window, an old mare sat next to him, shouted, "howwdy there hunny!" and instantly went into a deep drooly sleep like most of the old generation in equestria does....
It had been only 30 mins on this old raggedy train and Weed Blower was already losing his mind out of boredom. He had already listened to all his favorite Phillyish Gambino songs, jerked off to all his Pinkamina pictures he took of her while she was passed out stoned, and texted his parents to send him some money on his bank account for the new "community college" he started "attending". He was back in his seat next to the old sleeping mare not knowing what to do with his time. He looked out the window seeing the sun set behind the mountains.
Night was approaching, but Weed Blower wasn't tired at all. Most of all he was disappointed in how his whole day was wasted on this stupid goddam train. He checked his phone one last time, looking at the picture of the asshole he was supposed to question, then answering a text from Pinkamina on Buckchat, wishing his new cute sexy marefriend goodnight. He put in his earbuds again playing his Phillyish Gambino tracks on repeat again as he turned his phone off putting it underneath his seat pocket. He tried his best to let the tunes drift him off to sleep, keeping his eyes shut and trying to think about nothing. But it was no use...45 minutes had passed and he was the only one not asleep in this train fool of buffoons. Then after playing Temple Trot on his phone for a good 5 minutes, a thought came to him. This thought consumed him, causing his Stallion trotter to smash into a wall. "Hmm...I mean...I can't sleep...and um...everypony...is...sleeping, hmm, I could....use my time...a...little...more...." at that moment a scary flash thought of Ballad Bones screaming at him that he was an idiot to even thinking what he was thinking, then immediately went away as Weed Blower opened his eyes. A cold sweat ran down his spine, a very cold, paralyzing freeze that left him numb, his eyes dilating, he collapsed back to his seat, almost waking the old mare next to him. Then, without a second thought he reached under his seat taking his fanny pack out and unzipping it slowly with his hooves. He pulls out a pill bottle, opening the cap and peering down to the 3 green pills he had left from Helping Hoof. What a perfect time it would be to pop one, like.....fuuuck everyponys sleeping and it's the middle of night! He slowly tilted the bottle and dropped a single capsule onto his hoof, examining it like every stallion in Equestria examines Princess Celestia's flank. Then popped it without any water using his experience of popping random pills that sounded interesting for the last year or so. He laid back in seat, smiling as the thought of the high coming onto him took over his mind. He shut his eyes, he was drifting...drifting to the other place...the fun, exciting place....the happy place......*POW*

.......the train stopped moving....the lights went off.....Weed Blower flew out of his seat smashing out of the window next to him. He was zooming into the cold night air at 1000 mph, he slowly moved his head down looking down at his hoof, the old mare had bitten onto it and was zooming with him...^_^...0_0....*_*....>~<.... She disappeared....turning into golden dust...that turned into a tornado consuming the train Weed Blower just smashes out of. Weed Blower reached the end of the sky and teleported into a castle...this castle....was it a castle...there were several knight armor  mannequins standing side by side next to the walls of the long, decorated corridor. Weed Blower went up to one, then was quickly stabbed in the chest by the knight with his sword that he used his magic to pick up. Weed Blower bleed out on the red carpet underneath him. He wasn't dead tho... and his blood was rainbow colored and was making his vision vibrate. He woke up in a hospital bed jumping up and crashing into the ceiling then landing back onto the bed. He pulled his head up off the sheets and was greeted with a letter right in front of him on the bed. Weed Blower picked up his glasses off the drawer next to his bed like he knew where he was somehow, putting them on and beginning to read the letter. But the writing on it was Chinese...then it switched to German...then Russian...then finally turned back to English. It was from Pinkamina, it read, "Dear Weed Blower, I stole everything from your stash in your trap house, Helping Hoof's orders, come onto our territory again and your dead....Kek" it ended there. What did she mean "territory"....and "our"? The letter turned into more Gailbait, without a second passing Weed Blower found himself swallowing every last one, then....lights out again.
           He was on a small boat, the engine driving him onto the horizon where he saw the sun start coming up, only the sun was a giant portrait of the Turquoise Strangler. Right then and there he knew what his true identity was, right after that he went brain dead falling off the boat into the sea, his body dropping down deeper and deeper into the water like he was skydiving....only in water. He developed gills on his neck and quickly stopped himself from falling from the push of his wings after he could breath again. He tried to contemplate what the fuck just happened but seemed to forget almost everything, including the stranglers true identity after he went brain dead suddenly. He swam towards a bright light underneath an underwater cave.
           Swimming through it he was taken to the sky and was actually skydiving now wearing all the gear along with a parachute. He immediately opened it felling himself get pulled back, almost breaking every bone in his body. He flew down in what seemed to be like 5 seconds and hit the ground soft, not hard. Because...well...when we land...we expect to hit hard...in reality we may not even be making a dent...not a single imprint showing that we once existed. It was like Weed Blowers brain came out of his head and was having a conversation with him. He bucked his brain straight back into his head and went for a walk into town.....he was in the center of town...looking up at a statue...of Lyra...being strangled....by him...He quickly shut his eyes and opened them again. He was the statue, and Ballad Bones was looking up at him, just...staring.
            Ballad Bones shut his eyes causing Weed Blowers spirit to fly off onto the sky and shoot back down into his body as he was strolling through town. A couple of cutie little phillies ran up to him asking him if he could take a picture of them next to Sugar Cube Corner. "Visitors..." Weed Blower assumed taking the smart device from the little philly and waiting for the 3 friends to strike a pose next to the establishment. Right when he was about to snap a pic the phillies were all shot by magic blasts shooting into there bodies and exiting out leaving them bloodied and dead on the steps. Weed Blower quickly turned around to see who the shooter was...but nopony was there. Then he turned his head finding the phillies dead bodies seated on the steps with bags over there heads and a sign in front of them reading, "This is Equestria! Don't catch you slipping now! Killer all be in town! Strangling and gunning them down!.....This is Equestria! Spells in my area! I got a spell book,....I got an Adderall! Weed Blower stopped reading the parodied lyrics and thought to himself on what all this could mean. What if the Turquoise Strangler was never caught? Would Equestria start developing killers like him? Killing innocents no matter what factor, even phillies...Then they all got up off the steps, standing upright and walking towards Weed Blower. He quickly dashed off into the sky with his jet wings, glad that all those dead phillies were Earth ponies and nothing more...
       He looked down to find the train that was previously taken away by the golden old mare tornado. He flew through the window he crashed out of before into his seat, the interior was empty and freezing cold...all of the sudden all the windows became walls and no light from the rising sun entered the train, leaving it pitch dark. Then the lights were on and everyone was back...almost like everything was back to normal, but it wasn't.
         Weed Blower walked out from his seat moving in between the old sleeping mare to the walkway on the train, moving slowly and looking at everypony in there seats, all acting normally. He grabbed a bottled water off from the floor that he noticed when his hoof kicked it to the wall, he picked it up, took a sip, then exiting the train taking a hit from his vape that  he took out from his fanny pack. He closed his eyes and opened them again, he was back in his seat. He frantically looked around again finding the same ponies in their same places, he then saw himself instead of the old mare sleeping and snorting loudly. Moving in between himself, he got out to the walkway and picked up the bottled water to drink after he kicked it to the wall. Walking out he took one last glance at himself sleeping in the seat next to where he was seated as he exited the train and took a hit of his vape. He was back in his seat again. Looking around and seeing clones of himself occupying all of the seats instead of all the previous ponies. Making his way to the walkway and grabbing the bottled water after kicking it to the wall, he sipped it and exited out the train. He took his vape out of his fanny pack and took a hit. He was back.....in his seat...with all his clones staring at him from their seats. He sat there for a second trading glances with all his clones, got to the walkway, kicked the water bottle to the wall, then finally broke his mind free from the loop frantically thinking to himself, "I gotta pass out....sleep...I gotta get outta this..." Weed Blower then made his way slowly to the train bathroom as all eyes were still on him. He entered the bathroom locking it behind him and taking a few deep breaths of relief. He then unzipped his fanny pack and pulled out all his blunts he took with him in his journey to Las Pegasus. He took out a match with his teeth, lighting it and giving light to his first blunt. As he took in each and every puff thinks starting to mellow down and get less intense. It was on his 4th blunt that his body lost every ounce of energy and fell to the floor.
         Weed Blower awoke to several bangs on the door with some ponies voice yelling, "Sir! We have reached our destination! Please exit the train or pay for a trip back! Weed Blower then slowly opened the door with his hoof weakly pushing it open, all his roaches still on the floor. He exited the train with his fanny pack being chased out by the train security. His eyes still not adjusting to the brightness of the outside. Once they did the first thing Weed Blower saw was a sign that read, "Welcome to Las Pegasus!"