Equestria's Killer

Chapter 3: Coping with Death

NOTE: This chapter is a first person perspective of Weed Blower.

"Sugar Cube Corner....Sugar Cube Corner...where was that?", I thought to myself as I roamed through the town square. I had to see that pink pony from yesterday. I don't know what it was about her, but she really captured my attention. When I woke up today, she was the first thing I thought about. After Ballad went to work, I decided to go see her once again. I had nothing better to do since I gave away my weed to that dick. So this would be a good way to spend my day. I never really went out to town much, just got high near the Everfree Forest, delivered the mail in Cloudsdale, and watched Netflix at the cabin. So this was a pretty new experience for me, as sad as it sounds. I finally saw Sugar Cube Corner from a distance, I made my way towards it and walked through the pink door. I was greeted with a "welcome" by a chubby blue mare with a dark and light pink mane that looked like sprayed whip cream. "Hi...is Pinkie Pie here today?" "Oh yes, I'll go fetch her for you." she said as she went to the back of the store. "Pinkie! You have a visitor!" "A visitor?!" I heard Pinkie Pie yell back. "Coming Mrs.Cake!" She made her way towards the front counter with Mrs.Cake and greeted me with a wide smile. "Weed Blower! You came to visit me!" She said quite happily as I saw Mrs. Cake's face turn akwardly towards me as she heard my full name. "Ya....I was wondering if you wanted to hang out together today if you have the time." "Well, it's supposed to be my lunch break now, so sure!" she said still excited to see me. "Great, wana grab a bite to eat" "Yes, I'm so hungry!" she said as she followed me out the shop with Mrs. Cakes still looking at us with a blank face. "That was delicious! Thanks for the invite to lunch Weed Blower!" "Ya, that was the best Hay and Dandelion Burger I've ever eaten!" I said agreeing with Pinkie. We walked around the town square chatting with each other. This was really not that bad of a day for me, even if I wasn't high and mellowed out in nature. I still enjoyed my time with this hyper and giggly pink pony. As we chatted, she asked me, "So, that was kinda weird how Mrs. Cake looked at you when I said your name. Did you two know each other?" "No, no,...she just reacted like everyone else when I decided to change my name to such a 'bad' thing." "You changed your name too!? So did I! The name my parents gave me was Pinkamina Diane Pie, but that was waaaay to boring so I changed it to Pinkie Pie!" "Wow, glad I'm not the first. That's the same reason I changed my name. It didn't represent who I truly am." "About that....I always wanted to ask you, what's a weed?" I looked at her with shock in my eyes. "Oh no! Did I say something wrong!?" "No, no.." I said calming her down. "It's just....you really don't know what weed is?" "No.....is that bad?" "It's not bad just....weren't you exposed to the stupid propaganda about weed that they teach in school?" "Well....no, I didn't go to school when I was a little philly, my family lived in a lonely rock farm and my parents homeschooled me." "Good", I thought to myself. She wasn't exposed to the lies those drones teach in school. "Well....I can show you if you want." "Okay!" she said excited, not knowing what she was about to learn from the weed master. But then all of the sudden we saw the ponies all around us looking up at the sky and saying "Look up in the sky!" "It's the Princess!" "Princess Celestia!" "Princess Celestia is here!" We too joined them and saw four Royal Guards in the sky pushing a chariot down towards the center of town square. On the chariot was Princess Celestia, or Sun Butt as I like to call her because of her big plump flank. As the chariot flew down, Sun Butt got up from her seat, exited the chariot, and started to speak with everpony listening quietly. "Attention Ponyville, I regret to inform you that....that.." she struggled with her words. "That the missing young mare, Blushy Brasshoof, has been found.....has been found dead under a river in the Everfree Forest." she said shedding tears. "And she was another victim of the Turquoise Strangler.... My condolences goes out to the Brasshoof family for this terrible loss.." she said finally finishing. Crying could be heard from the back of the crowd. Everypony turned around to see Tylenol Brasshoof on the ground crying as her husband and young colt tried their best to comfort her "Blushy!!! Blushy oh my Celestia no! No! Blushy, Celestia no.....nooo." Then I heard crying next to me and turned around to find Pinkie Pie sobbing on my shoulder with her usual curly hair become straight and dropping down to the ground. "Blushy....how could anyone kill Blushy?", she asked stopping her crying for a moment. "You knew her Pinkie?" I asked. "*sniff* yes... she was a regular at Sugar Cube Corner...we always chit chatted about our days and became good friends. I cried when I found out she went missing. Me and my best friends at the castle looked everywhere for her but we couldn't find her anywhere....and now....now.." Pinkie was about to sob again but I quickly said something to help her cheer up. "I'm so sorry Pinkie, I can't imagine what your going through....if you want, we could go somewhere and I could make you feel better." "No offense Weed, but nothing could make me feel better right now! I just want to go home and cry myself to sleep.", she said with tears starting to form in her eyes again. "Can't I at least try Pinkie? Please, I hate seeing you like this.", I said hugging her tightly. ".....okay", she said in a quiet and depressed voice. "Where are we?", she asked as we moved up a hill. "Don't worry Pinkie, I just need to see a friend quickly and then we could go back." "Okay.." she said with frown, still upset over earlier announcement. We reached the top of the hill and waiting by a bush. In the distance was a blue stallion with a short grey mane. "You stay here Pinkie, I'll be right back." "Okay..." she nodded a I walked towards the stallion waiting for me. "Weed Blower! How has it been buddy?" "Hi Helping Hoof, it was going great until Sun Butt made her announcement." He chuckled at my joke and asked, "who's the pink cutie you hooked up with there?" "Oh, we aren't hooked up, that's my friend Pinkie Pie." "The Pinkie Pie! Damn bro your friends with celebrities now huh?" "Well I guess you could say that." "Nice, anyway, on to business. You want the usual right?" "Ya but....I've got some bad news.", I said with a glum look. "This is going to be my last purchase...ever." "WHAT?!" Helping Hoof said with a sudden surprised look. "Ya....I promised Ballad Bones I would quit weed." "But....but that's your special talent...." "Look Helping...I don't really want to go into it right now, maybe I'll tell you next time." Helping Hoof though for a moment in silence while I looked back at Pinkie who was waiting for me where I left her. "Okay Weed, I'm not going to argue, it's your life. But....can I sell you something else besides weed?" "I don't think so bro, I don't do anything besides weed." "Yes but this is just like weed!", he said trying to convince me. "Here.", he said taking out a pill container with one dark green pill inside. "It's just like weed, a little different but mostly similar, you don't have to smoke it which is the best part. You can just take it and boom! Your in action." "What is it?", I asked with curiosity starting to build up. "They call it Galibait, it's the new stuff hitting the towns. I tried it and it felt amazing! I was flying! Even if I'm a unicorn!" "Wow", I thought to myself, wondering what effects it'll have on me. As I looked at him still unsure, he broke the silence and said, "look, how bout this, I'll give you a sample to try for free with your weed. If you like it, you know where to find me.", he said taking out my the OG Kush I always buy from him. "Okay, I'll try it." I said finally giving in. I gave him my usual bits that I steal from Ballad's wallet while he's sleeping, and Helping Hoof gave my my usual tube of weed and the tube with the weird green pill inside. "Thanks Helping." "I hope I see you again soon Weed Blower!" He yelled as I walked towards Pinkie Pie to leave. We arrived at my favorite oak tree I enjoyed sitting under. It already got dark out. The owls started hooing and fruit bats flew to the apple tree next to the oak tree to have a late night snack. We both sat down and I showed her what I got from my "friend". "What's that?", she asked eager to find out. "Weed." "Oooooh, that what a weed is? Some grass?" "Not just any grass.", I said reassuringly. "This is special grass." "How?" "Let's just say, it help you get rid of your problems..." "So...do I eat it?", she asked unknowingly. "No silly.", I said mimicking her. "Give me a sec..." I said while starting to roll up a blunt with the weed I had. "There." I said after 2 minutes of struggling to roll it with my hooves. "Now I need to light it, and you need to suck on it from the other side and inhale the smoke." "Isn't smoke bad for you lungs?", she asked concerned. "Please just trust me," I begged. She agreed and put her mouth around the other side. I lit the blunt with my handy zippo lighter and she followed the instructions I gave her. She immediately followed it up with a cough and said. "That hurt a lot!" "Just do it one last time, then you'll feel it and you can stop smoking it, I promise." With a sad look on her face she smoked and inhaled the substance one more time before quickly passing the blunt back to me. "I still don't feel anything, i'm just a little dizzy..." "Give it a few seconds, then you'll feel it.", I told her as I smoked my enjoyment in life one last time before I had to give it up forever. When I finished the blunt and threw it on the ground, Pinkie started saying, " Weed....Weed this feels really weird, like really weird! I feel bad Weed I feel bad! Help me, help me! I'm starting to taste things and have flashes of pictures and have a hard time breathing and feel really hungry and...." I put my hoof to her mouth and said, "shhhhh...Pinkie it's okay, I'm right next to you. Just let it all happen and close your eyes...let it take you on a journey..." I said helping her calm down. Even though I smoked most of the blunt, I've built up I high tolerance over the years and don't feel it as much as Pinkie Pie is, even if she only took two hits. About 30 minutes passed by as we were in our separate journeys until I finally broke the silence and said, " Hey......I really like your hair down like this....." "You do?", she asked looking into my eyes. "Yes....it makes you look.....sexy." She blushed after I said that and replied, "thanks.....your glasses make you look....handsome." Now, even I blushed after hearing a mare say that to me for the first time. I dated and did "things" with other mares before, but I didn't know is Pinkie did. I continued the conversation by saying, "I really like your original name too....Pinkamina.....it makes you sound even more sexy and beautiful then any other name." "Really....?", she asked me with her big, bloodshot eyes. I finally gave in to the temptation and kissed her straight on the lips. She kissed me back after a few seconds when she realized what was happening. I leaned in closer to her and held her head with my hoof. Her lips tasted like sweet cotten candy and bubble gum. She slid in her tongue to meet mine as we continued holding each other close. She got on top of me, causing me to fall on my back while we continued making oral contact. This caused my friend between my legs to rise and poke Pinkie. She didn't notice it and kept French kissing me. I thought to myself "is she ready for this? Will she enjoy it after hearing the bad news from this afternoon?" I decided to go all in and push her away slightly, causing our mouths to separate. "Have you ever....done it, with anypony?" She immediately blushed at the question, staying silent for a moment. Then she said in a low voice, "No...." "Would you like to do it......with me?" I asked taking the risk of getting her angry or unset. "......yes." Her answer lit a fire of love inside me as I rolled her over on her back and slowly moved my shaft to meet her marehood. "Be gentle...", she said shyly. "I promise." I replied moving myself inside her, feeling her warmth connecting to me. I slowly moved in deeper, hearing her make cute noises as I did. Then I started moving my self forward and back, slowly to not cause her pain. She pulled me down and held onto me for support. I held her close to me as I slowly increased my pace. Moving inside her, causing us both immense pleasure. She yelled louder as I moved faster, and faster and faster, satisfying both our needs. Until her sweet and moist marehood finally caused my stallionhood to ejaculate and her to orgasm. The shock of pleasure hit us both so hard that it knocked us out. We lay next to each other, fallen into a heavy sleep.