I had to wake up early this morning so I could "bat down the hatches" because there is suppose to be a hurricane coming. Anyways, I had to move our basketball hoop away fro the car just in case it blew over on to the car, and when I moved it, there was a snake. I fucking hate snakes, so tried to kill it, but is slithered away in this sketchy ass hole. It wasn't that big, in fact it was really skinny, and it was black with an orange stripe on its neck, and orange all on its stomach. After my snake encounter, I went to the store with my mother and my two brothers, and well, and my mom was suppose to let me go into the clothing store so I could get shorts, but that store wasn't open until 10, so we waited until ten, and then we went into the store, and little did we fucking discover that they didn't have any gad damned shorts in my size, so I guess I will have to sweat balls until I get shorts, but whatever. Anyway, after we got home, i watched this weired ass movie called Her, within the fist ten minuets, the main character Theodore starts having voice sex with this lady who had him strangle her with his cat over the phone, but the whole movie is really about how this guy falls in love with his operating system, which I guess is pretty cool, and if I had one, I'd make it a gay guy, and we'd be besties forever. Anyway, after that, I stuffed my face with pizza, ice cream and cookies, until I felt like I had to throw up. So, that was my day, feel free to tell me about yours, if your even reading, which doesn't really matter because I'm really just making tis blog to look back at my life. Anyway, I probably wont upload tomorrow because I am going to a fourth of July party, and I might sleep over my sisters house, so goodbye internet, I wish you well.
