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da parti onf

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ong "ong gaiz dough nd ky's partay is at 1pm ong we hav 2 get redy now cmon guys!!!" i sey 2 evry1 wen we finish da practisng. i go get my cloths dat i brut 4 2nyts partii!! i piked ut a speshul pair of sandals wit soks! obvs nd i got a nyc pair of bike pants nd a v-nek nd a smal lethr vest ong im gun luk so gud 2dey! i den go in2 da cheng rum nd get cheng in2 da cloths nd dey dnt even fit me dey r wey 2 small butt dat waht wil mek me luk xtra gud!!

i walk ut nd evry1 luk at me nd gasp. i sey "ong waht rong do i luk bad??" i aks nd dey al shek dere hed furiusly nd dey al hav dere mouths wide open nd den yesung com up 2 me nd go "wow bby bae u luk so efing gud ryt now ong i just wont 2 lick ur face of" i blush nd sey "ong do i rly luk dat gud. ????" he nod nd i sey "ok das gud den i ges" i den wet 4 evry1 2 get cheng.

1st 2 finis wuz eunhyum nd donghomo followng behyn him. i luk at dem nd dey r lyk meking ut nd evryting nd ong das so gros ew y do dey hav 2 do dat infront of me ew das so gros so i sey "ong guys cen u not do dat in frun of me its rlly gros. ples" dey both luk at me nd donghae sey "ew no u ferel y wuld we listen 2 u" ong das so rood.

enyweys da nex 2 com ut wuz my sexy as yesung nd oh my god did he luk rly rly sexxy!!!!! "oh my god yesung bby u luk so fking gud ryt now." i sey cheking ut his perf body ong luk waht he is werin dat is h0t! he ez werin bryt pink leggings wit a yelo v-nek nd da sem vest as me ong das sexc!!

enyweys evry1 finish get chenj nd omf dey al luk so gud!! we med our wey 2 da parti rum located lyk jus dun da hall lolol. da dors were wide open nd a bryt pink lyt wuz shinnin thru nd it wuz so prety. "o en jee pink iz my fav culur!!!!!!!" donghae yeld ut nd ran in2 da rum nd i foloed in afta him nd eunhyum.

i mek my wey thru da dorz nd der wuz a tebl ov fud bein surv so i jus go up 2 it nd grab a barbi plet nd put chicken nd pices of avocado yummy i jus luv avocado so mush! i go fyn a teble nd i sit dun at it wit yesung nd sungmin nd ryeowook. ong they r such homos dey r lyk werin the geyest ings i hav ever sen!! dey r werin leotards ong! ryeowook is werin a purple 1 nd sungmin is werin a leopard print dat is so ugly nd gey! i luv it!

i start 2 eat my 20 avica toes wit my baby spun butt not until i put on my bib wich i am incappabel ov doin so yesung has 2 poot it on 4 me he is lyk my mumi butt ew im not datin my mumy dats so gros. so i jus cal him bae. i tap his face nd tel him 2 put my bib on 4 me "ong bae cen u put my bib on ples 4 me??!???!??!?" i aks him nd he nod nd sey "yes ov korse babe xx :)" nd den he get my bib ut ov his gucci hendbag nd den put it on me nd i thx him wit a lik on his eyelid nd he seys "ur welcom bby" nd i smil den eat my avacito. yum.

KY POV OMF

super junior has showd up so far we jus wet 4 shiny nd tvxq nd da rest of exo ong i hop hunhan r rlly rlly gey bc super junior are rly h0+ ryt now nd dey luk so supa gey!1!!1 i wuz sitin at da teble near da entrance nd lukin ut 4 da ppl who enter bc stret ppl rn't aloud 2 enta, nor r girls alud ether. ong luk der is jessica nd tiffany waht r dey doin her wtf dey rn't bois wtf???

i go up 2 dem n aks "wtf r u girls doin her???¿?$?? ur gros nd stret eww we no wont u her dis iz a gay boi partay only!" i yel in der faces nd they luk lyk dey r gon cry den jesica sey "ong ok we jus cem 2 c wut de party wuz 4 ok bye bye thn!!" she yel den run away creyng wit tiffany but they both triped nd fel ova on der faces lololol thats halarius!!! "ong that wuz so funny omg u shuld have sen that AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA" dey get up nd deth glar me den coninu cry nd run awey lol. waht weirdos. lolol i walk bak 2 my set den sit dun rut wen i luk up der he iz. da star ov da show!!

"KEY!!!! ong u cem im so glad ong u luk real nice." dough sey nd run up 2 him nd hug him. den he sey "lol im jus kidin u luk rly gros nd stret y r u werin such a stret lukin utfit das rly gros wtf" i luk at key nd he go "ong rly do i luk strait?" i laugh nd sey "yeah u luk rly gros ew i tink u ned 2 lev!" dough nods "ye dis party is 4 gaybos only! u dnt luk 1 bit gey!"

he luks at himself nd den at jjong. "ong bae i thort u sed i lukd rly gey!!?!??!?" we were al lyk "no" litrly every1 in da rum wuz luk at key nd wuz deth glarin him lyk 'ew ur a gros stret bich' "we dnt wont stret ppl in here key" i sey 2 him bc ewwww. den zhoumi yell out sum random chinese shit "Nǐ shì rúcǐ yánzhòng, wǒmen tǎoyàn zhírén. Zěnme yàng nǐ zuò wǒmen yīge máng, líkāi!"

i wunda wtf he jus sed butt i tink it wuz bad bc henli had his muth wyd opn nd den he hit zhumi nd sey "Wǒ zhēn bù gǎn xiāngxìn nǐ jūrán shuō!" he sey butt i dont no chinez so waterfuq did he sey. "ong bae u cant sey tht that is so rood." henry sed in koren so we cen understand he den sey "he sed sumting rly rud. ong zhumi apologise ryt now ples" he pout nd sey ok den zhumi sey "im soz key i dint men 2 sey dat." i stil wunda waht he sey uhng. "butt waht did u sey??!!??!!!?" i aks. he luk awey nd sey "no iz rud" omg wtf y did he sey it then ong. ughhhh.

"well he sed dat key shuld no b here nd he shuld do evry1 a fava nd leaf" well thats not really that rude since itz key bc key iz a bich nd evry1 hets him. "ong jomi das fine u dint hav 2 sey it in chinese it isnt even rud!!!" dough sey nd punch key in da face.

i yelp out "whooo go bby kik his mighty fyn ass!!" nd den key hit dough bak by slapin his chest. wow key wtf wuz dat u lil wimpy bich. even do is beta dan u! "C'mon Key you can do better than that babe!" onew yel out ova evry1. ong so onew iz her kk i dint evn no he wuz gona com bc he isnt even dat gey! wow he shuldnt b here!!!! "ong onew get ut ov her u gross hetero!!" i yel out 2 him butt he walk up 2 me nd sey "I'm here with Taemin!" nd i scoff "butt taemin is her wit minho u dik bich" i laugh. he den sey "yeah, Taemin, Minho and I are all here together because we are all gay. How did you not know that?" wow his korea is rly gud, ong wow. i shuld lyk tek lesun frum him das so gud wohh!!!! "ong onew bae ur korean is so gud how did u lurn so gud?!???&?$!??" he just smirk den walk awey ong waht a dik.

key p0v

i cant believe dey sed dat i luked stret waht bichs nd den do punch my face lyk waht an ahole "ugh im levin i het u ppl im turnin stret if dough wont 2 b da best den fyn i dnt wont 2 hav 2 del wit dis enymor!!" i yell out nd den i turn arund nd lev dis stupid rum. jjong try 2 run after me butt i sey "jjong go awey i hav 2 b stret frum now on we can no b togetha no mor i dnt lyk u i lyk gurrs. sozza bye bae even dough i wil alweys luv u butt i hav 2 lev im srry." i push him awey nd run awey. he fall ova nd start cryin. lolol. bye bye gay world im nut gon b femus enymor i jus wont a normal stret lyf bye bye lolol