Kaisoo ^O^ [jongkey & 2min & hunhan & chanbaek & gayness & fagit dying lol]

onfg crazy tymz!!

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"dat went wel!!! gud job evry1 he left nd now im da most gey ov dem al!!!!!!!" i sey nd evri1 nod nd cheer nd clap nd i fell so luvd dat al dese ppl fel da sem wey abut key bein such an gros fagit dat neds 2 dy onggngn. i den yel out "evry1 da party has no stop les al dacne!!!" nd den i run 2 da dance flor wit ky nd all da utha ppl in da rum al run 2 da dance flor nd start 2 dance 2!!!!)&!?!!$&!! ong this is so gr8! tha dj den cheng da song 2 sorry sorry by supa junya ong i luv dis song!!!! evryone wuz doin da dance nd ong dis iz da best nyt ov my lyf!!

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ong so i jus run awey frum sm nd i put on a rly big coat 2 cuva up dat im key. ong i shuld go get plastic surgery 2 luk lyk sum1 els nd key is gon 2 disaper!! yey dat sound lyk a gud idea wel dun key i mean hmm i ned a new nem. il tink of dat leter frum now on im kibum. oh luk ova dere is a plastic surgery plc! hello new me! i run ova 2 it nd chuk my fon awey bc jonghyun is tryna cal me lyk i car ew! i walk in 2 da weting rum nd c dat dere is a lady behynd a desk. i walk up 2 her nd sey "hey" nd she luk at me nd go "OMFG ITS KEY HOLY CRAP UR SO GEY ONGNGNGGG!!!" i go "um ok ur weird cen i pls hav an apointment lyk ryt now pls?" the girl luk at me nd sey "sure beutiful da man is in da rum u cen go in dere now lolol ur gorgeous i luv u!" i sey "thx bootiful" nd i wink at her bc wow shes kinda h0t lol jks im not dat stret yet

so i walk up 2 da rum as i here dat girl squeling nd i knok nd den da dor open nd dere is jonghyun in da rum nd i sey "wtf is goin on here ong!!?!???!?$!?!?" nd den jong grab me nd pul me out of da rum nd he den sey "gud job jesica!" nd i go "wahht?" nd den da girl frum b4 put her hend on her chin nd den pul up her face ewwww nd den it wuz jus a mask nd den underneth wuz jesica! ong waht is dat bich doin?? "y r u doin dis bae ???!?&??!?" jong aks nd luk at me so i ges he talkin 2 me. i sey "jjong i dnt wont 2 b there enymor!! dey sed i luked stret! im not gey enymor! wahts da point of bein a kpop star wen i dnt even luk gey!?!?!&!?$!!?" i start 2 crey nd den jjong pat my face "shhh bae iz okey u r gey dey jus sey dat bc dey al agree 2 do a plan wit ky nd d.o dat dey have 2 sey u luk rly stret so that d.o can b da geyest. honey dey r al jelos bc u r da geyest! u no dat u luk hot! nd u r the geyest of dem al u ned 2 go bak dere nd tel them who is tha geyest of dem al nd d.o wil get a rel big shok nd probably kil himself bc u r beta dan him nd alweys hav ben ong u ned 2 understand u r da best of dem al bby!!11!!1!" i luk at him nd he is so botiful he iz amezing he jus sey dat abut me!, "ong i luv u so mush jjong!" i sey nd den i start 2 mek ut wit him bc dats how gey we r!! woh jjong is a relly gud kessier holy shit im so in love wit dis geybo he is such an fagit butt ong isnt he beautiful!

i stop kisin him "we shal go nd b da geyest nd dough cen do nutin abut it!! bc im da best!!" i yel out nd we both run out of da rum nd den jjong tels me 2 get in his car! ong he is so jenrous!! so i get in nd den we driv bak 2 da sm bildin nd den i jump out of da car nd run 2 da parti rum hand in hand wit jong nd i smash thru da dors wit my awsum powers den i yel out "dough yu wil neva b mor gay dan me bc i am da gayest of dem al i no u told evey1 2 sey i luked stret i no dat u had a plan u cant hide it frum me u fking dik!!!!!!" al da evry1 in da rum had fases lyk 'holy shit u jus got burrrrn' nd i nod my hed nd den doughnut turn arund nd deth glar me he den start cryin nd den he yel out "you stupid bich ur suposed 2 dy we al het u enyweys i shuld have alweys ben da one 2 be da geyest butt den u nd your stupid dino boyfie had 2 stel da spotlyt!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!" nd den he runs awey

i fel rly bad so i run after him "dough im so so sorry i dint no u wont me 2 dy i jus luv bein gey im so sorry dat i tuk ur spotlyt!! ill stop being as gey wit jjong 4 u so u can b as gey as u wont! ples bby forgive me i didnt no!" he stop run nd turn arund nd i pout nd put my arms out nd den he run up 2 me nd hug me nd sey "im so sorry! yes thx u so much key!" nd den he kis me nd i am lyk 'waterfuq' den im lyk 'ok' butt i pul bak nd sey "ong thx 4 understandin bae! ruv u rong tym!!!" nd he sey "luv u 2 bby" nd i smil nd hug him